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1st person: dam shes a butter face (LOOK UP BUTTER FACE)
2st:hell nah she cant be becuz shes a tabletop
by abbyisnobuttaface January 14, 2008
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n. tabletop

A perpetrator of Ultimate Sad Acts.
An Ultimate Sad Act or USA (yes, I note the satiric possibilities of this happy acronymic accident) qualifies as an insignificant sycophantic deed committed in the hope of endearing oneself to another person
"Kerry is being a true tabletop: she's thinking of buying a new kettle despite the fact that this one works perfectly well merely because Joe doesn't like the colour"
by satania April 11, 2005
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Tabletique

To tabletop an individual, followed immediately by antiqueing the same individual. This typically requires three people: a table, a pusher, and an antiquer.
Dave was tabletiqued tonight, so he has flour in his hair and bruises on his back.
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