inconvenient talker

1. a person who starts a new conversation when you think the previous conversation ends

Examples are self explanatory like this website denying my word entry, almost like an inconvenient talker starts new conversations when i try and leave a room

by Fatty Alert September 24, 2020

Sofa Talker

A person who's half asleep trying to talk as if they're fully awake.

"Eric was sofa talking when he told me what to put as the definition of a Sofa Talker"

by celaa January 2, 2010

Snob Talker

Someone that always puts big grammar words in almost every sentence on purpose to sound ostentation.

I can barely understand anything Jeff is talking about he's being such a Snob Talker right now.

by DeathScrolls October 30, 2015

Urinal talker

A urinal talker is a guy who makes small talk with you while he is using the urinal next to you. The urinal talker will say things like “boy, we're really having some weather today” or “work has been really going rough all day today” and other similar small talk while you are trying to concentrate on peeing.

A urinal talker was making small talk with me at the urinal next to me, and I'm thinking “man, will you shut the fuck up and let me pee!”

by Bill Beef August 16, 2025

Hoe talker

A person who talks to a number of people of the opposite sex who are known to be hoes

Friend 1: omg look at that guy over there
Friend 2: who?
Friend 1: that guy talking to that girl!

Friend 2: you know she’s a hoe right?!

Friend 1: what a hoe talker!

by Verzio February 9, 2019

ASH TALKER

A person who consistently lies to spread hate or mistrust towards other people, while making themselves look as the victim or hero. They are most often narcissistic. They make the truth hazy and hard to see by sprinkling their lies throughout. The most affected victims of these people, are children, most notably, their own children. These are called Ash Walkers as they are constantly trying to navigate, or walk through the ash spread by the other person. The other main victim is the person who the ash talking is about. Usually the childrens' other parent.

Those poor children think that their dad doesn't love them or care about them, because their mother is an ash talker.

by Sash Filter September 5, 2025

Toilet bowl talker

A toilet bowl talker is someone who likes to talk on their phone while sitting on the toilet. Toilet bowl talkers are not very bright and they're also slobs who don't give a shit. By far the majority of toilet bowl talkers are male. They are not that intelligent because if they are talking, while on the toilet, to a girlfriend, it doesn't occur to them that she may overhear his farting and she may be put off by it – but then again the toilet bowl talker wouldn't give a shit. Toilet bowl talkers are the sort of people who burp and fart around others because it makes them feel manly. It's a way of broadcasting that they don't give a shit but this is also an indication that they like smelling other people's farts, because since they fart around others, then they are unknowingly inviting others to fart around them. This is another sign of their low intelligence. Another peculiar tendency about toilet talkers is that when they are in a public restroom that has several stalls they will pick the stall that is right next to an occupied one instead of spacing out their distance and shitting next to an empty stall. This is because they like to smell farts and the odor of another guy's turds. Toilet bowl talkers wear shit stained underwear because they don't do a good job of wiping their ass (most of them don't wipe at all) and they're the kind of people who don't wash their hands after going to the bathroom and they'd never consider using poo-pourri because that would be too unmanly.

When I am in my bathroom in my apartment I can hear a toilet bowl talker from the floor directly above me. Because of the bathroom's echo I can hear every word the toilet bowl talker has to say in his “private” conversation.

by Bill Beef June 25, 2025