Tabled

To Bend someone over a table and fuck them hard.

Ray tabled his lover in a fit of passion.

by Dirk diddler May 20, 2015

Table Beers

Abandoned or unattended moderately consumed beers sitting on a table in a pub that one consumes to makes for a cheap night out, though usually results in herpies or the odd roofie. There is a fabled fraternity that lives by this...

One could even gather a few table beers and pour into one glass for a more rich and full filling taste..
Goes very well with the shoey.

“Hey cunt your shout!”
“I’m broke...table beers?”
“Fuck oath! “

by AlcoholFueledBrewtality August 10, 2018

taclete

Taclete. The title given to a person who’s fitness goals focus on exercises that will assist in the tactical environment. e.g Military/ Police. Tactical Athlete.

Hey, I heard Chris has been working out to pass his SFO Selection. He’s a Show pony though. Not a Taclete like Fuzz.

by TacFuzz March 19, 2019

Table scraps

A female that thinks she is a snack , but in reality she's been passed around too much to where she is wore out. Her vagina probably smells like burnt rubber. Use extreme caution.

That hoe thought she was a whole snack, turns out she just a whole lot of table scraps.

by Capt. Maddy Daddy July 24, 2019

Table day

The day of the week when you lay the table and eat dinner at it, instead of sitting on the couch in front of the TV.

"Did you see the 6 o'clock news last night?"
"No, Thursday is my table day"

by flynnmorgan November 8, 2021

tarleton

Tarleton is a place where dreams go to die . found between Southport and Preston, tarleton is the definition of irrelevant. Filled with a mix of grandparents, road men and Tories, its main attraction is a massive field by the name of carr lane, where all of the youngsters play football or smoke weed. It is mainly run by 16 year olds on mopeds and gangs of 13 year olds. Tarleton rarely sees and crime or fights but if its happening it will be on a Friday at marks square. Avoid tarleton if possible.

"do you want to go to tarleton"

"no there is nothing top do"

by dblack123 April 27, 2022

Kitchen table blues

Another typical pointless night of you and your friends doing drugs and drinking at a kitchen table at home, instead of going to a bar or disco. The fact that people keep changing the music you have just put on, seems to be considered normal, as well as a constant wave of racist/sexist slurs.

Carl: He john, how was your weekend?

John: Mwah, kitchen table blues with steve and dan.

Carl: You should really go out more dude.

John: Yeah, i know.

by Rostiboots April 5, 2011