Twasturbate

This is the act of masturbating in the toilet.

Yo dude, I just went for a Twasturbate

by BoatsyB January 22, 2013

Twasticated

Something that is twasted

Your face is so twasticated

by Dommo September 21, 2005

Twasm

Uncontrolled movement as a side-effect of chemical overindulgence.

"Sorry I spilt your coffee, my hand's twasming a bit."

by James Harlow April 18, 2005

Twatsaurus Rex

A whore, skank, slut, hooker, tramp

Jenny is a Twatsaurus Rex.

by Twat sa urus Rex January 27, 2010

twastick

Twastic a mix between twat. and spastick.

ashley your4 such a fucking twastick!!!

by charlie December 17, 2004

Twabs

Three Week Away Balls: Medical condition particular to Offshore workers after spending 3weeks away

"Mary you better get over here quickly I've got the Twabs, and I'm away to stand on the toothpaste tube"

by Calum Buchan January 16, 2009

twats

see tff

twats in tff guessing retarded questions again like they are going to win money! sad! get a life geeks!

by Anonymous June 29, 2003