Doobie Trail

Path of enlightenment taken when you need to break away from your place of employment. Provides the same zeal a smoker gets on smoke breaks, except with much less nicotine. Most conversations on the trail involve talking about who you're gonna DO (with the shocker;-), or what you want to BE when you grow up. Upon return, you must keep an eye out for the Doornatzi, who thinks the doobie trail has something to do with 420, but he's simply a fucktard. Form of a baggot, all about flossin the lux corporate life and clockin da clams!

Person1:Ready to hit the Doobie Trail?
Person2:yep
Person3:fo shizzle my bizzle, drizzle fizzle

by JustinCredible May 14, 2003

Trail Mix

M and M's with obstacles

Hay do you want some M and M's with obstacles??? or trail mix

by Jaxon's PP November 8, 2019

trail burglar

A non-participant who enters a race course, despite a race in progress.

Bob is such a trail burglar. He decided to session the new jump line right in the middle of the beginner's race.

by BikesBeerBob June 2, 2022

trail tootsie

A Trail Tootsie is a Hot Chick That can be found on wilderness trails. She is usually all dolled up with her hair and makeup done. They are always dressed to Impress, With big sunglasses, low cut tops, and Yoga pants. This is all done to take numerous selfies and attract other people.

Hey man! Look at that Trail Tootsie taking a selfie next to that tree. She looks hot in those Yoga pants.

by Air_Wolf February 7, 2018

bum trail

An unofficial path carved by bums making their way to their favorite sleeping/drinking places such as underneath the freeway bridge

We took a wrong turn onto a bum trail and found a nice collection of empty beer bottles and human faeces

by Andy999 December 12, 2008

Rail Trail

Found in Pound Town down the road from the Shag Shack, the Rail Trail serves the same purpose. A fictional place to fuck your woman.

"My and my lady gon' take a walk down the Rail Trail...might stop into Pound Town later this evening as well"

by Hooooooooooooooooover August 15, 2019

pizza trail

when the pizza you previously consumed comes out of your ASS, with full-fledge legs, and begins to run. Leaving a trail of grease and giblets.

Ah no, look at Terrance. There's nothing left of him but his pizza trail. Damn you Dominos.

by caspermikel June 12, 2022