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Terra-Ton

An almost incomprehensibly large unit of measure. It equals exactly 10 metric fucktons, which as you no doubt know each equal 10 fuckloads. In other words, one terra-ton equals 10^2 fuckloads, making it one of the largest known measures of fuckweight.
Dude, that looks like it must weigh almost a terra-ton!
by natewl August 28, 2018
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Gang ton

It's like a metric ton in the scale of shiznit
There's a Gang Ton of people in the dining facility at lunch on fridays.

Ssgt Peffer TM
by Hellaslowrs January 3, 2019
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Leg ton

An individual suffering from pubescent compression of mass into lower extremities.
The leg ton's crossover was not stiffled by the wizardly defense of his opponent, but by the narrowness of the gap allowed by the swollen legs supporting him.
by ArqyleSnot May 29, 2019
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Shouche ton bouche

Phrase commonly used franglais speakers of eastern mass when telling a classmate to shut up. "Shouche ton bouche" translates to "shush your mouth" except mouth translates to "bouche" and so rhymes with "shouche".
Miranda: Shouche ton bouche DJ!
DJ: Daccord (okay)
by JackSucksAtWords April 12, 2020
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Benne-ton

People who are conservative and who try to destroy you with facts and logic, but just come off as racist, sexist and other forms of prejudice they spew. They often vomit out their favourite commentators talking points like copy and paste aswell as a total lack of self awareness.

Kaitlyn bennet is often their waifu and some pretend to be libertarian and claim the left are the nazis.
Op: you said you wanted to deport all muslims

Benne-ton: ThE LeFt ArE ThE NaZiS!
by Kaisermann July 9, 2020
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Texas Ton

The Texas Ton is what y’all lil uglies gain when you move to Texas. You’re all hella ratchet so stay down there wit yo fatness.
Friend 1: “That hoe really gained the Texas Ton”
Friend 2: “Ong her ugly ahh better stay down there too”
by imfasterthanyou69 January 13, 2023
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Gentleman's Ton

120 sterling, or 120 pounds.

Some times known as a drink, otherwise known as a touch.
Lads here is that Gentleman's ton I owe you. £120 cash
by Lord Gott March 29, 2013
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