Titty in the middle

A bar game that traces its origin to Edinburgh. To be more exact, the game originated in Whistlebinkies bar, located just off the Royal Mile.

To play the game, you must place a pint glass in the middle of a table and have contestants sit around said table. You must use an sticky tit which can be acquired from bathroom vending machines alongside condoms and inflatable sheep. Contestants must then toss the tit to the ceiling, allowing it to deflect off the ceiling and land in the pint glass. If you fail to do so, the person next to you has a go, and so on until a person wins. The winner then has his/her name written on a pint glass with nail polish.

If the tit lands on the rim of the pint glass (a rim job), the person who made that throw gets to try again.

Rough shift, who’s up for Titty in the Middle?

by Barnabeast98 August 22, 2022

poppin a titty

When one or both of a females breasts come out by accident

Hey check that bitch out! Shes poppin a titty!

by slothslothskin January 19, 2014

titty garden

A strip club serving lots of titties along with chicken tikka masala

Singh: Bro let's go to the titty garden
Near: Bro do they have chicken tikka masala??
Singh: Of course bro!! Lots of them bro tikka tikka tikka

by KGB09 May 17, 2012

titties and pancakes

the great american breakfast where titties are served with said pancakes.

this morning my woman gave me titties and pancakes for breakfast.

by jimmy linglong March 09, 2009

Titty-Nine

A sex position in which two females lick or suck each others tits at the same time. Similar to the sex position sixty nine

Hey dude, I was watching some great lesbian porn last night. These two super hot bitches were doing the Titty-Nine

by thetittyniner August 17, 2015

Mama Titties

When a woman's breasts enlarge due to having a child.

"Damn, Scarlett johansson's got them mama titties now!"

by Nmclark May 14, 2015

Wet Titty

A tit that can be popped for hydration.

May I pop your wet titty?

by Wetty Vagina Titty July 05, 2016