Thick Math Buddy

When you have syphilis and can't control you're urge to go to the school bathroom and beat off to a math buddy that is thick.

I can't live without my thick math buddy.

by Joe Namath January 30, 2019

Thick Second

A better version of minute.

Greg: Come on, we're all waiting on you.
Tom: Ok, be down in a thick second.

by RazzleDazzleDoge November 18, 2019

Thick ear

A British idiom meaning to hit someone on the side of the head, usually on the ear.

Mum: If you don't stop crying about McDonald's giving you a girl's toy instead of a boy's toy, I'm going to give you a thick ear.

by Terrum December 19, 2019

Thick’d

When a wise ass, cocky, gung-ho gamer comes into your life and changes it for the better.

The Neebs gaming community got Thick’d and we will forever be blessed because of it.

by Witchcrafted February 16, 2023

thick af

Having an bootyful waistline that'll bring all the boys and girls to the yard.

(Walking up the sidewalk you spot someone in front of you)
"Ooooooonweeee!!! All that ass!!! God damn she Bout thick af , make me wanna pop a band on it!

by Thick af March 23, 2017

thick hitler

Placing your penis across someone's upper lip while giving a Nazi salute

When André passed out at the party, Aaron gave him a thick hitler and yelled "Sieg Heil!"

by werdsmith April 9, 2009

thick thighs

the best trait to have along with ass. i mean no one can deny that curves are top tier

you: i’m feeling sad lately
friend: dont worry bro just look at the shorty with the thick thighs
you: ok im healed thanks g

by footfetigizer July 3, 2021