Ditch picnics

Anytime you eat a sandwich on the way to Lake Wabamum.

Hey honey,are you hungry? No I had a couple ditch picnics on the way home.

by Whogibbs April 18, 2020

Ant Picnic

This is when there is an itch in your butthole. It feels like ants are having a picnic down there!

p - "hey why are you walking all funny?"
s - "ugh, just another ant picnic 🧺"
p - "hate when that happens. I have to shit and i'm sensing an ant picnic coming."
s - "yeah, feels homophobic"

by gibe gupe July 13, 2021

Cuban Picnic

the act of having a picnic on the sand and/or beach.

Let's have a Cuban Picnic in South Beach for the holidays.

by OfficialDJKJ September 01, 2017

go have a picnic

It means that Hillibush puts food (like small sandwiches with no crust) in a basket and then him and his friends go to a field, or beach, or top of a mountain, and they lay a blanket on the ground and sit down and eat it. Therefore, he thinks he shouldn't be the only one and tells other people they should do the same.

In short, an activity you do with your friends.

Why don't you two go have a picnic.

by YepThatHappened April 05, 2015

buddy picnic

A means to get together after a breakup.

Hey Dani! Let's go on a buddy picnic!

by Goobergoober July 27, 2017

A cunt's picnic

A gathering of cunts.

Q: "You fancy going to that wellness festival on Walthamstow Marshes?

A: "No, looks like a cunt's picnic."

Can be abbreviated to "picnic".

Q: "Idles are playing at that wellness festival on Walthamstow Marshes, you fancy it?"
A: "No, looks like an absolute picnic."

by HaroldTheIronMonger October 20, 2023

shots picnic

Drinking outside before sundown

Man, it's been a rough week... Let's have a shots picnic!

by picnicker12 January 20, 2010