According the Aaron's law: Anything requiring progression or placement of any kind, that has not been attempted in any way to move one's placement down or up, defaults at nothing but the perception of the individual, who under most circumstances would state they are better than anyone, even if that's not feasibly possible, even though it remains true based on science.
Person 1: Yooo! I got a 12.5K/D ratio in that COD game! lets goooo!
Person 2: I didn't even play the game, therefore I am at the top of the leader boards and have an infinite K/D ratio.
Person 1: Fuck you, I hate Aaron's law.
Person 2: I didn't even play the game, therefore I am at the top of the leader boards and have an infinite K/D ratio.
Person 1: Fuck you, I hate Aaron's law.
by 2 time champion of virgin September 02, 2020
by BigPoppaAG May 19, 2010
When one rewards themselves with an escape to their phone after completing a very minimal amount of work, with a minimal amount of effort.
Law of Indolence:
"Crikey, that was an intense page of reading. I have to read another 103 pages tonight, but I think I deserve to check what the homies are up to"
"Crikey, that was an intense page of reading. I have to read another 103 pages tonight, but I think I deserve to check what the homies are up to"
by monkeykaka April 21, 2020
by karmagotcha May 07, 2018
Pronunciation: \ˈstä-lōnes\ \'lo\
Function: noun
A law of physics, (not unlike Murphy's Law), stating that in the event a main character is being shot at by any amount of bad guys, the main character has a better chance of killing all the bad guys than the bad guys have of killing him.
Function: noun
A law of physics, (not unlike Murphy's Law), stating that in the event a main character is being shot at by any amount of bad guys, the main character has a better chance of killing all the bad guys than the bad guys have of killing him.
by Dr, No. April 17, 2010
A scientific principle that states that anything longer than it is wide can be considered a phallic symbol. Originated by Professor D. Wang
Person A: Do you notice anything kind of suggestive about these breadsticks?
Person B: Wang's Law, man
Person B: Wang's Law, man
by MISTER OWNINATOR December 24, 2010
When you have an expression with many different terms and you want to find the sum at a very large of said terms. If you have a few terms that grows so immensely faster then everything else, you can write off the small ones as irrelevant and only focus on the bigger ones (Created by Wifies on YouTube)
Lets say we're trying to find out about all of the organisms on the planet. Because there's just so many more bacteria than there is anything else, we can use Fies' Law and just not include all of the almost extinct organisms (Since It wouldn't affect the number that much)
by bruhcubed3 April 27, 2021