A nuclear shelter in Arizona that's full of deranged lunatics fighting each other.
If you enter this bunker you have a 99.83% chance of being beaten to death for walking at the wrong time.
If you enter this bunker you have a 99.83% chance of being beaten to death for walking at the wrong time.
by Umbrella Guy May 6, 2022
Get the The Bunkermug. when, upon turning 40, one starts using terms like "kids theses days have no respect", "get off my lawn", etc
all things Archie Bunker would say
all things Archie Bunker would say
"You're all guilty of bunkering! We're in our 40s, not our 80s. Get to the retirement home already, Gramps" - Brickhouse
by HollyMoxie420 March 7, 2024
Get the Bunkeringmug. A world building project that began on the subreddit /r/politicalcompassmemes in 2020 but soon got its own forum (/r/everexpandingbunker) and two separate wikis (on Miraheze and Wikia.) One of the few good things to have come out of Reddit.
The In the universe of the Bunker, a giant transdimensional monster called the Mire made the surface of the earth uninhabitable (the coming of the Mire is called the “Event”), so all of humanity retreated into a 4,000-floor bunker that is constantly being expanded to make room for more inhabitants. A computer governs the entirety of society with an iron fist, and it was programmed to keep humanity alive at all costs. Due to the advancing “Flesh” that consumes all who touch it in the Bunker’s “low levels”, people only venture in the top 500 or so “levels”, and even fewer levels are inhabited. An entity known as “the Bogs” representing man’s greed resides deep below.
BUNKER SOCIETY
Several factions and sects exist within the bunker, like the “Eventists” who believe that the “Event” was a lie or severely exaggerated, worshippers of Ronald McDonald (the “foodclown”), Bogs-worshippers, insane “foom”-addicted “whirlers” who dwell in the darkness of the lower levels, the I.R.O.N. gym dudes, surface-disbelievers, those who believe that humanity will reside in the Bunker forever, among other sects. Some people have also escaped the bunker to live on the Earth’s surface, which is said to be an icy wasteland in some canons and extra-hot in others.
The In the universe of the Bunker, a giant transdimensional monster called the Mire made the surface of the earth uninhabitable (the coming of the Mire is called the “Event”), so all of humanity retreated into a 4,000-floor bunker that is constantly being expanded to make room for more inhabitants. A computer governs the entirety of society with an iron fist, and it was programmed to keep humanity alive at all costs. Due to the advancing “Flesh” that consumes all who touch it in the Bunker’s “low levels”, people only venture in the top 500 or so “levels”, and even fewer levels are inhabited. An entity known as “the Bogs” representing man’s greed resides deep below.
BUNKER SOCIETY
Several factions and sects exist within the bunker, like the “Eventists” who believe that the “Event” was a lie or severely exaggerated, worshippers of Ronald McDonald (the “foodclown”), Bogs-worshippers, insane “foom”-addicted “whirlers” who dwell in the darkness of the lower levels, the I.R.O.N. gym dudes, surface-disbelievers, those who believe that humanity will reside in the Bunker forever, among other sects. Some people have also escaped the bunker to live on the Earth’s surface, which is said to be an icy wasteland in some canons and extra-hot in others.
The ever-expanding bunker is a total rabbithole that will keep you up all night and scare the crap out of you.
by Bbb23’s left testicle August 12, 2024
Get the Ever-expanding bunkermug. My girlfriend is on the rag so I can't use the Banana Bunker tonight. I will have to use the back door.
by Flipya July 1, 2015
Get the banana bunkermug. cutting off you or your male companions bellend above the shaft of the penis and hollowing out the area beneath to create a small pocket of storage. Further furniture or decorations can be added both inside and outside of the bunker, and magnets or a nail hinger system can be added to create better security. You can store whatever you like in the mushroom bunker. Having a mushroom bunker is a sign of high respect, due to the fact that you need a big penis to have a good mushroom bunker.
"Hey james, I want a mint"
"Sure thing friend let me grab a wondrous eclipse mint from the north-east sector of my Mushroom Bunker"
"I have a small quantity of polish miniature men living in my Mushroom Bunker
"Sure thing friend let me grab a wondrous eclipse mint from the north-east sector of my Mushroom Bunker"
"I have a small quantity of polish miniature men living in my Mushroom Bunker
by james michael jerkoff August 6, 2020
Get the mushroom bunkermug. Ma dang alternator went out in my clapped out chevy. I hope hoss has one I can pull at the clunker bunker down the way.
by Mother Earth 1234 May 8, 2023
Get the Clunker bunkermug. by muddy jim May 17, 2018
Get the mud bunkermug.