tailboat

When you take a shit and it leaves a little stain. The entire "boat"(poop) leaves but a little tail of shit left over

"Dude! I just took a massive shit and it left a tailboat in the toliet. I'm hoping this toliet paper will wipe it away."

by Smicky April 20, 2016

compound-tailgation

<noun><verb>(to compound-tailgate)
This is when a dumbass/old person in front of you is driving slow, usually going the actual speed limit or below, and you are trying not to tailgate them, when some douchebag genious behind you thinks it a great idea to tailgate you, hoping that will make the guy in front of you go faster. This usually results in a heated exchange, such as the tap of your breaks, wave of your hand, or spraying of the windshield wipers (my personal favorite). In the end, you eternally hate the person behind you because its all their fault.

Sorry I'm late bro, I got stuck behind this old man and this douche behind me caused some serious compound-tailgation, so I had to get out of the car and slap his bitch ass.

by concerned driver December 28, 2007

Potent-tail

Short form of potential tail. Refers to a girl than you could have whenever you wanted, but for whatever reason decide you do not pursue. Potent-tail refers to stockpile of women available at a moment's notice should the mood strike

"Hey Waite you gonna get with Chloe?"

"Nah, that Potent-tail right there. I'm saving it."

"Aight"

by Manchild59 September 26, 2009

e-tail therapy

when you are feeling ill and house bound but still want a bit of retail therapy, log on and partake in some "e-tail therapy".
same as retail therapy but done online due to being too ill to go out and shop.

ruth has just spent her weeks wages in 10 minutes of "e-tail therapy"

by chadwic(K) October 18, 2010

Doggy Tail

Rubbing Or fingering a Girls Ass with the tip of your thumb while having sex in the doggy style position .

I gave Alexis a Doggy Tail and she Clamp down Harder than ever .

by Tev Najee August 24, 2011

dirt tail

a man whore

'thompson, you're such a dirt tail'

by FFFFF4 December 17, 2011

Poony tail

When a female is lucky enough to have enough length in her pubic hair and she can tie it up like a pony tail.

Hey Sharron have you ever though about tying that thing up in a poony tail it's giving me asthma.

by Tony Pail July 9, 2012