Urinal talker

A urinal talker is a guy who makes small talk with you while he is using the urinal next to you. The urinal talker will say things like “boy, we're really having some weather today” or “work has been really going rough all day today” and other similar small talk while you are trying to concentrate on peeing.

A urinal talker was making small talk with me at the urinal next to me, and I'm thinking “man, will you shut the fuck up and let me pee!”

by Bill Beef August 16, 2025

Snob Talker

Someone that always puts big grammar words in almost every sentence on purpose to sound ostentation.

I can barely understand anything Jeff is talking about he's being such a Snob Talker right now.

by DeathScrolls October 30, 2015

inconvenient talker

1. a person who starts a new conversation when you think the previous conversation ends

Examples are self explanatory like this website denying my word entry, almost like an inconvenient talker starts new conversations when i try and leave a room

by Fatty Alert September 24, 2020

Hoe talker

A person who talks to a number of people of the opposite sex who are known to be hoes

Friend 1: omg look at that guy over there
Friend 2: who?
Friend 1: that guy talking to that girl!

Friend 2: you know she’s a hoe right?!

Friend 1: what a hoe talker!

by Verzio February 9, 2019

handstand talker

When one is talking out of ones ass.

When one is doing a handstand their ass is where their head used to be. When someone is talking out speaking bullshit, they are handstand talking.

Usually used for politicians, New York Yankees, everyone at Fox News Channel, etc.

Glenn Beck should have ripped arm muscles because he is such a good handstand talker.

by snoogns355 March 25, 2010

semi-talker

Is someone who could be considered as a half mute as in they talk but only Talk when they necessarily believe they should a common name for this is a Sigma. They are introverted and most of there thoughts are said internally

The semi-Talker is always composed and most of his thoughts are internal he/she is an introvert

by Wavey445 June 17, 2022

real talker

Someone who completely and publicly says and states real things.
Furthermore, this guys is certainly presumed to remain alone and wank ever after due to his excessively stupid sincerity.

A: Man! Wanna date?
B: Nah! I amma motherfucker real talker.

by Pepe Pham October 7, 2018