sternburg

Sternburg= Having sex with a sandwich then jizzing inside it. Then fucking a girl with a cucumber then having her squirt on it then putting it in the sandwich. Then you have to throw up and shit and the sandwich. ANd after that you cut yourself and drip some blood in it. Once youve done all of this you gey your five year old sister to eat it.

Circles and triangles and now were hanging out with your new sternburg.

by ccccccoool June 21, 2009

San Antonio Sterns

Name giving to the San Antonio Spurs by jealous, embarassed Phoenix Suns fans. Name first came up after Robert Horry hip checked a flopping Steve Nash into the boards in the 2nd round of the 2007 NBA Playoffs. That altercation resulted in some players from the Suns, who were not in the game, to run to the aid of Steve Nash. Those Players were Amare Stoudemire and Boris Diaw. This act caused their suspension due to the rule that a player not in the game cannot leave the bench area during an altercation between players in the game. Apparently people in Phoenix believe this rule, which has been in place for years, did not apply to their players. In the following pivotal game the Phoenix Suns, without 2 of their star players, blew a 17 point lead in the 3rd quarter and lose effectively sealing their fate and lose the series in 6. It is believed by these idiotic fans that the fix was in and NBA Commisioner David Stern ordered Diaw and Stoudemire's suspension in order to have San Antonio win the series. Despite being ahead in most of the series games and then blowing the lead Phoenix Suns fans believe that their loss in this series was the work of a higher power totally ignoring their teams inefficiencies and lack of spirit while brushing aside the Spurs prowess and experience.

Those damn San Antonio Sterns got so lucky they suspended Amare or we would have won in 5.

by dirtyspursfan August 20, 2008

sern

one familiar with the art of dry humping, also brandishing a ludacris ratty to the side of his left ear. a sern can usually be found loitering at the local mcdonalds asking for money for a 30 cent cone or "durrys" (ciggerettes). not the smartest or quickest mentaly at the best of times, a sern can usually be lured into a false sense of security with offerings of cheeseburgers,smokes, and pre pubesant pune.

dry humper
ben palmer
freak
dogger
face sniffer
one pube
playa
45 minutes!
sern

by simon lipscomb November 1, 2008

Stern

Cathphrase of The Nanny Bumpkin reflecting her demeanor.

ex: "LISTEN VEHEMENTLY OLD WOMAN, I AM GIVING A PROTERITE DICTIONARY DEFINITION, I AM UNDERWHELEMED I AM STERN."

by Mount Beaver December 29, 2003

The Howard Stern

To do something in the bedroom to your significant other that you have not done before.

Girl I'm about to give you the Howard Stern.

John: I want to surprise my girlfriend tonight. What should I do?

Steve: Give her the Howard Stern.

Hey guys, I just have her the Howard Stern. It was amazing.

by Spydaman1 July 10, 2012

Shern

a shern is something Wider than it is long. Often used as an insult.

(A SHERN)Something wider than it is long!

by some boy must be December 29, 2007

sternal

adj. An overly thin woman whose sternum is excessively apparent
n. Attempting to achieve the corpse like showing of the sternum

Nicole Ritchie's new dress made her look totally sternal!

Mandy has been starving herself for three weeks to try to attain the sternal mastery that Mary-Kate Olsen has.

by Helix April 24, 2007