Suburban Nutshack

That one house on your street that has at least ten Filipinos living in a three bedroom house that is maybe 1800 square feet at best.

Person 1: Did you hear about that Filipino family that bought the house at the end of the cul de sac?
Person 2: Oh god get ready for the suburban nutshack...

by herndonium September 15, 2020

suburban marxist

A mid 20’s to late 40’s ‘human’. Faux educated (not STEM degreed) whom has never traveled outside the US, or if so only to Traditional European destinations. Must remain faithful to a 150 year old tale from a Loner, who took his rich friends dads money, to write a series of books that conflict with each other. Typically super naive, living off welfare or fake disability, or a college (non STEM) professor. Indicators include not realising Trotsky made fun of them, dictators love their mindlessness.

Physical Indicators; a propensity for the older male to grow a silver pony tail, females defined by pink hair and both sexes given to morbid obesity. Usually listening to rage against the machine, and like the band, have been existing for over 20 years without ever attempting to offer up solutions, other than ‘unite’ or ‘we gotta...’ phraseology.

Dave- ‘Hey Nate why do you buy printer ink every EBT payday?’
Nate- “I gotta start the revolution, the mans gotta come down, we gotta unite.”
Dave- ‘aww suburban marxist duties, well ok rents past due...’

by ArmNumber7 September 25, 2020

Superbass

This one is for the boys with the booming system
Top down, AC with the cooler system
When he come up in the club, he be blazin' up
Got stacks on deck like he savin' up
And he ill, he real, he might gotta deal
He pop bottles and he got the right kind of build
He cold, he dope, he might sell Coke
He always in the air, but he never fly coach
He a motherfuckin' trip, trip, sailor of the ship, ship
When he make it drip, drip kiss him on the lip, lip
That's the kind of dude I was lookin' for
And yes you'll get slapped if you're lookin' hoe
I said, excuse me you're a hell of a guy
I mean my, my, my, my you're like pelican fly
I mean, you're so shy and I'm loving your tie
You're like slicker than the guy with the thing on his eye, oh
Yes I did, yes I did, somebody please tell him who the eff I is
I am Nicki Minaj, I mack them dudes up,
Back coupes up, and chuck the deuce up
Boy you got my heartbeat runnin' away
Beating like a drum and it's coming your way
Can't you hear that
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass?
He got that super bass
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
Yeah that's that super bass
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
He got that super bass
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
Yeah that's that super bass
This one is for the boys in the Polo's
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass?
He got that super bass
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
Yeah that's that super bass

yo this song is so superbass
your mom looking hella superbass

by swaggymf69420 June 27, 2021

Superbloom

When you succeed inspite of hardships or suffering.

You thought I won't make it, but I superbloomed.

by Lilmissblve December 12, 2021

Suburban Cowboy

A suburbanite with delusions of being a wild-west frontiersman.
* Puts on a pair of snakeskin boots and drives a brand new, sparkling ~$50k short-bed Ford to his middle management job at a major corporation.

* Calls himself a "country boy" but has never even done any form of manual labor and probably has girl hands.

* Listens to "country" (country pop bullshit about "beer, trucks and guns" which virtue signals conservative politics, not real country/bluegrass which is melancholic and mostly about being broke, sad, or shooting your cheating wife).

* Owns 20 guns but never actually goes shooting because he has to drive an hour to the nearest range - will never know the joy of shooting random shit from your front porch.
* Spent $30k on a wedding with a hot gold digging wife who will age horribly and harass supermarket cashiers in her free time.
* Emigrated from California to another state but trash talks Californians who emigrate to other states, thinks he's "one of the good ones" because he votes Republican. Believes other Californians are "spreading their politics everywhere" while destroying old town politics with his own strain of wing nut libertarianism.
* reagan/bush '84 hat

Unionization rates have gone down and inequality has gone up for the past 60 years because of these retarded suburban cowboys. we should put them in a gulag until they learn how to do real work lmao

by Chuck Shiesty August 3, 2022

Suburban Ratchet

A female born and raised in the suburbs but made the choice of selecting hood-rat behavior.

Although Vivian was raised in the suburbs sheprefers to drink 211 Steel Reserve and listen to Sexyy Red instead of Miley Cyrus because she’s suburban ratchet.

by TahariTopaz October 13, 2023

South Suburbs

The ghetto suburbs of Chicago with 708 area code. This is where a lot of the black people who left the South Side of Chicago moved to. There are some real gangsta and a lot of fake wanna be gangstas in this area. There are some bad areas such as Harvey, Riverdale, Cal City, The Heights and some nicer areas that are starting to turn ghetto such as Homewood-Flossmoor and the Rich Township area. Dwyane Wade, Keke Palmer, JuiceWrld, and Dee Dee Davis (the little girl from bernie mac) are from this area.

I was in the South Suburbs at Harold's Chicken and there was a robbery.

by 40cal4 January 1, 2020