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Superman Returns

A great movie that should have made a lot more money and would have if not for that trendoid Pirates movie. It documented the return of Superman after a five year absence. He finds the world has moved on without him, including Lois Lane who now has a 5 year old. (hmmm...)

Great effects, great story and a few genuinely touching moments. Hated on by teenage twits who have no idea what a relationship is, as well as comic loyalists who can't stand to see anything but their own personal version of Superman on the screen. Said loyalists spend most of their time bitching about it on forums such as IMDb, and then cry afterwards while masturbating to their downloaded nude picture of Lois Lane.

As for the general masses going to Pirates instead, it's not a big surprise. Look at pop music, and then imagine it being superimposed onto the big screen. You get POTC: Dead Man's Chest.
Superman Returns is the best movie I've seen all year.

Like, we were gonna see Superman Returns, but like instead we decided to go see Pirates so we can see Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp one more time...they're so hot! OMG, OMG!
by JVAN August 11, 2006
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Batman v Superman

A very rushed and disappointing movie about Batman and Superman kicking the shit out of each other and then teaming up to fight a gray ninja turtle with laser vision.
Just saw Batman v Superman and it was complete ass!
by archer12 March 8, 2017
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superfantastic

A way of describing something that's absolutley wonderful, such as a good friend, a tasty piece of cheese, or any other excellent object.
You will be my superfantastic friend forever!

I had the most superfantastic dream last night.
by Sillyish December 8, 2005
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superman

When you jizz on a girls back and put a bedsheet on her back to make it look like a cape.
Johnny Majerus told me that joey only needs a napkin when he supermans him. Joey also fucked the shit out of Victoria Fitsimmons.
by methoddman November 24, 2007
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superman returns

A movie that would have been a lot better if Superman had a villain that he actually fought.
In Superman Returns, there wasn't much fighting at all, just that one scene where he was exposed to the kryptonite and then got the crap beat out of him by Lex Luthor's bodyguards! Hey Kevin Spacey, you lazy fuck, why didn't you fight him yourself, you big pussy?
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supermanagizer

some one who takes on more then one job at a time. Depending on what seinority they have with in a company.
The ultimate multitasker. "ubertasker"
I will be your supermanagizer for the evening.
by Security November 29, 2005
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superhans

A shade of off-white, the color of a moist crack rock tinged with yellow, innit? Yellow fever. Got the snitch up the Jackson. A color widely known to have been nicked by the Chemical Brothers, innit? The color of a indeterminate puck of gristle. Look at yourselves!
The superhans colored crack is really more-ish, thought Big Mad Andy, honking on his crack pipe.
by pete from reno August 18, 2017
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