Scrump

A term for a shriveled or scrunched up scrotum.

If it gets any colder I'm gonna get scrumped!

by Mr ShuvNStuff September 1, 2018

scrumptious slugs

Is that a slug, caught in the light?
It would make a tasty delight.
To catch one can be very easy,

I've heard that they taste very cheesy.
Dumping salt on one makes it thirsty.
It might die in a minute thirty.

To cook a slug, it must be placed in a pot,
If it isn't dead it will feel distraught.
Let the pot simmer until the water boils.
The slime from the slug will burn like oils.
A plate is now ready for the slug,
Or maybe it belongs in a mug.

Eating it will be like eating an eel,
Swallow it wrong and it won't be an excellent meal.
If cooked right it will taste better than a frog.
Or maybe even better than a hog.
I recommend you eat it with some grain,
So that the taste can be embedded in your slug sized brain.

Wow, those were some scrumptious slugs

by T H O T P O L I C E October 3, 2018

scrumptch

The level of deliciousness or tastiness that something can be. A condensed version of scrumptious.

"Hey bro, did you see Karina's ass in those yoga pants? Scrumptch!"

by sliceofhell January 28, 2019

Scrumpticious

Very sexy and/or desirable

“This book is scrumpticious”
“Santiago’s looking very scrumpticious today”

by LongPeepeeGoodAtFortniteGuy April 4, 2019

Scrumptious

You would use this this word, “scrumptious” as saying something smells scrumptious or looks that way

Scroonch: I SMELL SCRUMPTIOUS

Gooch: NO YOU DO NOT

by Scroonch April 13, 2019

Scrumpdelioumpcious

When someone is way beyond fine.

Oooooo you say her that girl is Scrumpdelioumpcious!

by Nini1104😜 April 4, 2020

scrumpdiddly

It’s like scrumpdiddlyumptious but like your lazy asf so like you just shorten it yfm?

Gerald- aye bae you wanna go get some spaghetti?
Petunia- damn bae that sounds bout scrumpdiddly🙈

by bubble-tea-baybee September 21, 2020