Scrotching

When a man provides unwanted advice about how to play a sport better

Jimmy loved scrotching all of the women on his co-ed softball team on how to be better athletes.

by Wohovio October 25, 2017

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico

A phrase you should promptly say for comedic effect in any setting where someone is seeking feedback on something but there is a pregnant pause...

Presenter: So, does anyone have any thoughts on this planned organizational change?
...tic ...tic ...tic ...tic
"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico"
laughter ensues, pressure is relieved, feedback session is over and everyone can get the hell out of there...
Or Icy stare from management, you are summarily fired a few weeks later for some drummed up offense...

by HalLloyd July 29, 2021

scritching

To scratch your balls so hard that your future children have a scar.

Adam blamed his child's handicap on all the scritching he did in his younger days.

by Daniel Einarsson December 15, 2014

Pan Scratching Lesbian

A woman who is no domestic goddess and emits sexual ambiguity

Broski - "She burns everything she cooks!"
Brosif "What a pan scratching Lesbian!"

Broski - "She's a lesbian?"

Brosif - "Meh, maybe?"

by Steven mc gleeban July 19, 2016

Switching Thumbs

The figurative act of sucking one thumb while the other is in your asshole, then reversing or "switching" their places, over and over and again.

Used to describe a lazy person, doing nothing all day.

Grandpa Joe: Now listen here Jimmy, we gotta have them cows milked and that fence painted by suppertime. So don't be settin' around all day switching thumbs.

Jimmy: Yes, sir.

by Hilda's Grand October 31, 2011

packet switching

when the man first inserts his penis into the vagina and then quickly removes and plunges it into the anus. The motion is repeated fiercely.

After a stunning performance of packet switching, Tom was completely exhausted and messy.

by disestablishmentarianism November 10, 2008

pork scratchings

porky- when one boy goes to west ham matches and eats pork.
pork scratching- when one has evolved from the porky state and stays at home eating on the couch.

conner your such a pork scratchings!
go shove bacon up your mums ass you pork scratchings!

by mr. porky April 3, 2007