steam

A one-shot-one-kill weapon usable by gaming companies to kill a game. See "awp".

Valve1-0 killed Counter-Strike0-1 with "STEAM"

by Willy January 11, 2004

Steam and Beam

When an automobile is being driven by one homosapien licensed driver, and two heterosexual homosapiens have sexual intercourse in the insured automobile's backseat.

Driver: Yo, how's everything back there Chris?"

Chris: "Keep driving bro, I'm steaming and beaming!"

Driver: "Oh shit, you for real?! I call next! I've been dying to steam and beam with that bitch!"

by Legacy239 October 1, 2008

steam loaf

to lay some hot juicy scat

i burned a hole in the ground with my steam loaf

by Danyo February 19, 2003

Steam Train

What you have to board when you've bought too many games, and now you gotta to play them all.

Dan: HE BOUGHT TOO MANY GAMES!
Ross: Now we gotta play them all...
Dan: SO ALL ABOURD THE STEAM TRAIN!

Both: Choo choo!

Arin: Stick 'em up, this is a robbery!

by NoahSmarts October 10, 2016

steam

1. a waste of code designed to turn good games (like CS, dod) into piles of shit,
2. the worst way to update games,
3. a REALLY bad idea,
4. a way of getting 56k players off half-life in the hope to reduce lag but because of the fuckups in code its laggy with more than 4 people playing on a server,
5. what you get if you fart on a cold day

steam is made for valves to laugh at

by hex_ten November 23, 2003

Boston Steam Cleaver

Similar to the Bostom Steamer with a slight twist. After the saran-wrap is applied to the face of the person, you then proceed with an upercut to the anus.

The girl received a "Boston Steam Cleaver at the Fraternity Party this weekend. Her face smelled like shit and she walked funny for a week.

by Jerry Jabs Anus October 8, 2009

Cleveland Steam Train

Like a Cleveland Steamer, but with more participants. The 'Engineer' shits on the first participant, who then rubs the steaming pile onto the next in line, who rubs it onto the the next, and so on.

The orgy was getting boring until the Germans started up a Cleveland Steam Train. Related to Cleveland Steamer and train.

by clevelandcoprophagic December 24, 2013