stondest

adj. describing the most stoned person in the room, or the most stoned you've ever been

"Can't talk right now, I'm stondest"

"Last night Rachel was definitely the stondest"

by stondest May 6, 2009

Stood

An illegal that blames his lack of skill in fortnite to lag and people “ teleporting.”

That dude stood will never get better at Rocket League. He’s just a bad octane kid.

by Hajonjon Laddu McJames May 30, 2021

dirty stryder

when you cream pie a hoe then drop kick her in the face which breaks all of her teeth and u leave her all gummy without any teeth.

Person A: Bro I just did a dirty stryder last night
Person B: Congrats

by yomommathic June 18, 2020

T-pain stoy

A slang way of referring to the great Russian author and philosopher, Leo Tolstoy.

oh, you mean War and Peace by T-pain stoy? Man, when I read that book, it really made me think about 19th century Russia, and I couldn't believe how relevant the theme's are to today! Really though, T-pain stoy's later works are more interesting if you're into philosophy.

by Mont_ii February 26, 2010

stoad

a penis that is wider than it is long. Also known as tunacan dick

I have a stoad, ladies.

by riffmeister3000 August 15, 2016

stoodent

lazy good for nothing sponging of the government

see him, see that waster? he's a stoodent!

by b3ta October 8, 2003

Stood

a big hairy ball sack

Did you see his stood? It was nasty.

by bellybabes August 6, 2010