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stitch

(noun) A sexual maneuver where the male, during ejaculation, removes his penis from the vagina and inserts it into the anus--leaving a trail of semen connecting the two cavities, and thus "stitching" them together. If this maneuver is performed multiple times during a single ejaculation, it would then be referred to as a "double stitch", "triple stitch", etc.
"At the moment of copulation, Bronson abruptly decided to pull out--giving Rachel a stitch instead of a baby."
by Alan69 August 8, 2007
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Stitched

To tie everything together nicely. When things that don't necessarily go together somehow fit.
"That chick's outfit is so stitched!"

or

"You two are so different but you're a totally stitched couple.
by Diva_Danae April 10, 2006
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stitches

(adj)- a word and/or nickname to describe someone who will get you high, hooked on songs, in lots of trouble and cause your grades to plummet but continues to form a close bond with everyone. They walk around with Sony Ericcson phones and iPods.

They are obsessed with mental hospital trips and Kelly Moore paints. The only people in the world who can tell you to meet them at Best Buy at 12 noon and show up at 12 midnight but you'll be the one apologizing.

They love weed, swimming and getting other people hurt, they tend to come off as selfish but actually do have hearts of gold.
S: Let's go everyone, fucking let's swim.
B: He's not even out of the house yet!
S: Stitches, blood, for real, your the only one that wanted to go swimming so fucking swim!
by Brittney Sade August 10, 2008
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stitting

To stand and sit at the same time!
"What the hell is wrong with you?"
"Stitting."
by Keeper of Memory Pepperochu December 18, 2004
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boy stitch

scars left from when lil' bowow gets fucked in the ass, again
holy shit!! bowow's got 3 new boy stitches!!!
by Sha September 30, 2003
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a stitch in time

Something that saves nine. A phrase that came into coinage in the 19th century meaning that if a patient is treated in the early stages, he or she will have a better chance of suriving.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004
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Stitch

A cute and cuddly alien that carries multiple firearms usually and committed hooliganism and made aliens from other planets and universes into slaves
Oh shit it's Stitch
by IntergalactalEnergy December 25, 2022
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