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Make like Seinfeld

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To depart from or leave while “being on top”
To depart from or leave while being the best in the industry
To depart from or leave while having the world in the “palm of your hand”
To depart from or leave before you decline in popularity or ability

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Make like Kurt Cobain
Make like Michael Jordan
After Frank won the WSOP he decided to make like Seinfeld.
by Dirtbag_420 April 22, 2006
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stife

a woman particularly the noticeable ones.
damn! sis you scope the dash on this stife? well did ya?
by venusflytrap October 15, 2006
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SIRL (Seinfeld In Real Life)

Seinfeld In Real Life is a news story or any other real life event that mirrors something that happened in an episode of Seinfeld.
Hey, did you see that SIRL (Seinfeld In Real Life) article this morning? Some marine bio dudes found a dead whale in Seattle with trash inside, including a golf ball!

Was it a titleist?
by dead777 April 20, 2010
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Bindle Stiffed

When a hobo comes up to you while you are in a hurry and begins to tell you his life story. This is usually followed by the metaphorical feeling that he has taken his bindle stick and shoved it deep into your ass piercing your colon. This feeling metaphorical feeling is caused by the fact that you will be arriving late to your destination and that you have no more change in your pocket.
Employee: Sorry im late for work I got bindle stiffed.

Boss: Heres some metaphorical tampons and hemorrhoid cream.

Employee: He took $1.37
by rekrap April 4, 2011
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a good stiff

a stand up, like a boner, guy who holds true to values. A solid person who doesn't waiver.

a man whose opinion holds true from experience

a hard penis that a girl can ride multiple times or multiple girls can ride
You can always count on that guy...he is a good stiff.
by goodstiff November 19, 2011
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pullin a Stanford

v.

1. When someone commits a heinous act and the institution most associated with them (whether it be a school, business, government, etc.) does everything in its power to deny/cover up the act and protect the offending individual.

2. When an institution, organization, group does shady things to protect one of its members. Usually at the detriment of at least one innocent individual.

3. White privilege organization taking care of a white privilege individual at the expense of justice.

4. When a university's leadership does its best to sweep a rape/sexual assault case under the rug so its reputation isn't tarnished, instead of looking out for the welfare of their students by protecting the victim and ensuring the perpetrator (once convicted) is dealt with appropriately.
"Pullin a Stanford" is derived from the Brock Turner rape case wherein Stanford University did its utmost to downplay his charges as he was a Stanford swimmer . A strong example is how long it took, and how much pressure it took from the media, to get Turner's actual mugshots.
by Kr1sL3wis June 8, 2016
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seinfeld moment

A situation involving a meaningless discussion between two or more people that leads nowhere or to nothing.
Bobby: What are you doing on the weekend?
Jamie: I got married 10 years ago.
Bobby: What's that got to do with what I asked?
3rd person: Here comes a Seinfeld moment.
by Reddot1975 May 1, 2009
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