Dense. Imbasil. Someone lacking the slightest degree of intelligence. A total idiot who has no concept of the ramifications of his (or her) actions.
by Joey November 17, 2004
Get the STiMULi mug.A bill passed in 2009 with the underlying premise that we can borrow money, spend it, and it will make us all richer by "stimulating" the economy such that we can pay it all back and more.
The bill's official name is the "American Recovery and Reinvestment Act (ARRA)", which was a forced compromise between the Democrats who wanted to call it the "You Have to Print Money to Make Money Act" and the Republicans who wanted to call it the "Screw our Children with Massive Debt Act"
The bill's official name is the "American Recovery and Reinvestment Act (ARRA)", which was a forced compromise between the Democrats who wanted to call it the "You Have to Print Money to Make Money Act" and the Republicans who wanted to call it the "Screw our Children with Massive Debt Act"
Reporter: "President Obama, with unemployment continuing to rise, how do you know that this Stimulus Package is even working?"
Obama: "Because without it, job loss would have been far worse and the economy even more depressed."
Reporter: "Wait, how could you possibly know that?"
Obama: "I have a team of people with impressive credentials that told me so after I told them I didn't like their first answer and to give me another answer or be fired"
Reporter: "But, if we can really 'stimulate' our economy by borrowing future earnings and spending it now, wouldn't it just make sense to do this constantly so that our economy is always 'stimulated' and we all become filthy rich?"
Obama: "I like this reporter - Rahm, add him to my cabinet"
Rahm Emanuel: "Uh, sir, I think he's being sarcastic..."
Obama: "Because without it, job loss would have been far worse and the economy even more depressed."
Reporter: "Wait, how could you possibly know that?"
Obama: "I have a team of people with impressive credentials that told me so after I told them I didn't like their first answer and to give me another answer or be fired"
Reporter: "But, if we can really 'stimulate' our economy by borrowing future earnings and spending it now, wouldn't it just make sense to do this constantly so that our economy is always 'stimulated' and we all become filthy rich?"
Obama: "I like this reporter - Rahm, add him to my cabinet"
Rahm Emanuel: "Uh, sir, I think he's being sarcastic..."
by FigurinOutLife June 29, 2009
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One of the greatest cartoons ever made. A precursor to other crude toons (i.e. Beavis and Butthead, South Park, etc). New episodes airing on the New TNN are even better and uncensored (unlike the originals that aired on Nickelodeon)
by Jimmy C July 13, 2003
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Mike: "yo man this fucking stimig here won't let me bang her niqqa"
Trey: "i say we kill this bitch and leave her stimig self rot to hell brah"
Trey: "i say we kill this bitch and leave her stimig self rot to hell brah"
by El MaS RaNkEaoOo d BRzLl April 8, 2009
Get the Stimig mug.though "stinky" and "stimky" are closely related, "stimky" is often used to refer as an insult. this originated when my brother and I were playing online games at 3 am. Stimky can be used as any insult possible which is why its so powerful.
"you're stimky"
"stimky boi"
"stimky boi"
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