my lips are sealed

1) A phrase meaning: I will not tell anyone what I know.
also an indication of ones complicity in some plot.

2)What a woman says when she wishes to remain a virgin.

1) Dont worry, I wont tell anyone, my lips are sealed

2) Well you wont be parking your umbrella behind my meat curtains tonight, mr smooth talker, my lips are sealed.

by The fondler March 30, 2007

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Penis Stealer

A sorcerer, typically African that is purported to steal, or rapidly shrink the genitals of a victim, typically male. Different stories of Penis- Theft hysteria have been seen in different areas of the world. In Senegal, for example, cannibal witches or impotence spells cast by sorcerers can be used in a penis theft. This is believed to be an epidemic, with 20 witches accused of penis stealing being lynched in Nigeria in 2001, and 12 in Ghana in 2002. As recently as 2008 a mass- hysteria of taxi drivers in Congo wearing gold rings believed to be penis stealers.

That man is a penis stealer.

by IcanSEEyou 69 November 23, 2019

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steamed tortilla

The act of using a tortilla (corn or flour) as a condom, having sexual intercourse, ejaculating inside the tortilla, and finally making the female (or male) eat said tortilla.

Our Cleaning lady is so FREAKY!!! That latina let me give her the steamed tortilla

by Funkdoobius, and mcBain July 6, 2008

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sealed-shut

After shooting cum all over her face (in particular her eyes), if one takes a blow dryer to dry the cum out therby disabling the eyelids from openning, she is said to be sealed-shut. Not to be confused with wordairtightword.

My teacher Ms. Radley deserves to be sealed-shut for giving me a C on my paper.

by Ryan August 13, 2003

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