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starbucks stir 

When a Dominatrix takes a Starbucks coffee stirring straw and stick it into the tip of an erect penis and begins to stir the penis with the occasional flick to the tip of the exposed straw.
Dude I was at this girls house last night she asked if I've been Starbucks Stirred. When I said no she stuck a Starbucks straw in my dick and began to stir it.
starbucks stir by CJGoing October 16, 2019

Starbucks Republican

Cowardly conservative. Loves American and Constitution yet is scared to talk about it. Worries a few social media friends will be lost over politics or be seen as a redneck. Suspiciously quick and eager to always side with the left on all racial topics. Snobby, has little in common with middle class Republicans. Similar to a RINO, Bush Globalist, Lincoln Project phony Republican.
A Closet Republican and a Starbucks Republican is basically the same thing.

Goth Starbucks 

Part of the saying as old as time: “If you judge a man on his ability to make it to Goth Starbucks he will forever live thinking he’s stupid”… little known fact that this is what the actual saying Einstein famously said.
Jack: Per usual, Jake is thinking that he would make it to Goth Starbucks
Goth Starbucks by ClownJuice October 4, 2021

Preston from Starbucks 

That guy with really nice hair and works at Starbucks. He's also really talented but you would really never know. Kinda like Alex from target but better. He tends to wear hats.
"Hey look it's preston from starbucks."
"Don't you mean Alex from target?"

National Buy Your Girlfriend Starbucks Day 

This is the day when boyfriends buy their girlfriends their favorite Starbucks drink
Friends: “Hey let’s go get smoothies!”
Boyfriend: “Sorry I can’t. I have to buy my girlfriend a Starbucks for national Buy your Girlfriend Starbucks Day”

Starbucking 

The practice of airline customers who have only 5 minutes to make their flight on the other side of the airport, but yet still feel the need to stop at Starbucks (or another coffee counter) for a latte which results in either A) delaying a flight full of customers or B) the "Starbucker" yelling at the gate agent when he/she arrives at the gate and finds out his flight left 5 minutes ago.2
The idiot missed Flight 69 to Hawaii because he was starbucking. Came running up with that big latte and yelled at me because I let the plane depart without him.
Starbucking by EWR CNX January 11, 2010