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scandalous

A word used to describe a girl that you can not trust as far as you can throw her.

Sometimes girls that are scandalous dress in very risque cheap slutty clothing. They are easy to spot because no matter how big of a douche you are, they look at you like they would give you a lumpkin upon request.

The other kind of scandalous hits me a bit closer to home. Sometimes you're at a party and you meet a girl that seems to be hot and from a good family and you end up making out and petting. Naturally you think that you're special and that this girl actually likes you. Unfortunately what ends up happening is she just likes to make out and probably does it all the time. This kind of scandalous girl is a heart breaker and you end up hating them more than anything else in the world. Let that be a lesson. Any girl that puts out before she has spent a lot of time with you is more than likely scandalous even though they may be mighty tempting. Take all red flags seriously.
Dude: Damn look at that girl on that ass.
Bud: Oh you mean the one waiting for the city bus. Look at how scandalous she looks in that princess t-shirt.
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Reg: Wow I love this school. The girls seem so polite and tidy. Back in Detroit they started fucking at age 14.
Moe: Don't be fooled my friend. They may look innocent, but some of the girls up in here are downright scandalous.
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Jesus Sandals

Gladiator sandals that go up to the ankle, usually made of leather, but other materials are also acceptable. This sandals are generally regarded as awesome.
Those are awesome Jesus sandals.
by iloveharrypotterWhodoesn't? December 30, 2010
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S.O.B. (Standard Operating Brocedure)

A set of established protocols governing the responsibilities of a man in an interpersonal relationship with his friends(bros).
If a man's friend(bro) is preparing to hook up with a fat, ugly, or otherwise disfigured girl; it is S.O.B. (Standard Operating Brocedure) to warn him not to. However, if said warning is unheeded, it is also S.O.B. to ridicule and otherwise attempt to humiliate said chubby-chaser by making jokes, coming up with nicknames(see:chubby-chaser), pictures, and any and all other forms of torture.
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sandals

snazzy footwear for beach goers.
by Rachael Mielke March 28, 2005
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double standard bitch

a person that lives by double standards, one that feels that if they do something it is okay, but if another individual were to do the same thing it would be wrong. And the ''double standard bitch" would judge them for this.
Person A' : Hey man! 'pokes person B in the arm' what ya doin?
Person B' : nuthin 'obviously annoyed'
Person A' : 'pokes person B in the arm again' come on you gota be doing something.
Person B' : dude i hate when you poke me in the arm please stop.
Person A' : 'pokes person B again' god your being such a little bitch!
NEXT DAY
Person B' : 'slaps person A on the ass' and says laughing good game haha.
Person A': MAN WHAT THE FUCK DONT TOUCH MY FUCKING ASS I HATE THAT SHIT FUCK YOU ILL BEAT YOUR ASS!!! person A pushes person B
Person B' : Wow, your such a little double standard bitch.
by Isaicc Dulantius April 24, 2009
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Standard Issue

For something to be standard issue is for it to be completely ordinary, average, nothing special, or unimpressive.

Ordinarily used when someone believes something they did to be amazing when it is in fact very much not.
Yahtzee!
Wow... pretty standard issue.

I'm the millionith visitor!
Sounds standard issue.
by sj_stock November 9, 2012
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Socks with sandals

The most stylish footwear in the history of the world, even more than crocs.
Student 1: "Did you see Nick wearing socks with sandals?"
Student 2: "Yeah he's got swag."
by xHilarious iFunny November 12, 2014
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