food stamps

A form of government currency nationally known to lower income class families to purchase food and food products but surprisingly, are used by the wealthy as well.

Checkout Clerk: How will you be paying for this Maam?

Wealthy Chick: (Whispers) "food stamps" and brings out her card like it was a debit card. She's pays for the food and the bag boy takes it to her Mercedez SLK and she drives off.

by Cerebus October 24, 2004

Stamford

Unofficially the second most populous city in Connecticut (soon to be confirmed by census results). A great city that has driven economic growth and population expansion primarily through its focus on the finance and film industries. While commended nationally for its low crime rate, Stamford also serves as the unofficial PCP capital of Connecticut. The illicit substance's use has been prominent in low income areas of the city since the 1990's. However, in recent years the commonality of its use has rivaled that of marijuana. The issue has only recently come to light due to multiple high profile crimes committed by persons under the influence of this substance. These crimes included multiple intentional vehicular assaults targeting civilians and police officers as well as the shooting in the face of a police officer by an individual under the influence of PCP. In essence, the abuse of this substance has proliferated virtually unrecognized for nearly two decades and has only come to light recently due to high profile crimes involving the drug. Nonetheless, Stamford remains the safest large city in Connecticut despite the rampant PCP use that underlies its successes.

Tim: Dude, I wanna get fucked up tonight.

Scott: Awesome, lets get gram of coke and a bottle of liquor.

Tim: No... I wanna get so fucked up, I wake up tomorrow morning walking the streets naked covered in blood.

Scott: Ohhhh, I get it.... Then lets go to Stamford to buy a bag of wet then. I know a shit load of guys who sell it there. They all keep it in their freezers next to their frozen waffles.

by I am Rumple Foreskin December 20, 2010

FOOD STAMPS

Assistance that low class/poor/broke males females get in order to eat every month.

Damn dont be messin with him , he gets foodstamps.

by Boo February 19, 2005

ass stamina

an ass stamina is the measurement of the ability of a girl (...or a guy) to take an immense amount of pounding (intercourse) in the lower opening of the alimentary canal (i.e. anus or asshole). for anal intercourse lovers, ass stamina plays an important role in the process; the more ass stamina the receiving person has, the more enjoyment both parties (giving and receiving) will get out of the intercourse.

a lot of ass stamina can be seen in people exhibiting the constant need for anal intercourse even after the prolonged, hard pounding has been performed on their anus by the giving party.

my girl sure has a lot of ass stamina. i was going blitzkrieg on that ass for over 30 minutes until i almost passed out and she still wanted me to pound it more. her asshole was gaping so much i could easily fit my fist in it.

by yourmomsboyfriend March 9, 2010

food stamp diet

1. enough food to only last for one week of the entire month

It's the food stamp diet, you oughta try it; get peaked and whi-et!

by Bruce Citron September 14, 2003

stampylonghead

A British youtube that is also know as Stampy, StampyCat, or Stampylongnose who posts minecraft lets plays with a skin of a cat

I love watching Stampylonghead.

by YouNoticeThisNotWorthNoticing March 4, 2016

Stampy

The guy that if he died a thoussand doves would cry

We all love stampy so much

by THE CROTH ROCKET December 1, 2004