Stamper

A villain who lurks in the shadows and leaves swampy evidence in places of training. This person is known not to show up, or late.

This stamper always late!!! Who just stamped me? ✌🏻🍑🤕

by Falcone_Stampino_DeLuca February 5, 2026

Stamped

Becoming certified

You can't challenge the team unless you've proven yourself. Show your approval—give me your stamp to confirm you're a boss, in black and white.

RAE- stamped

by ApprovedSTAMP October 8, 2025

Stamped my pants

The moment when you have to poop so bad that the poop pushes out, stamping the undergarment, and retracts.

I need to get to a bathroom soon, I just stamped my pants!

by Pantstamper November 19, 2025

Vagina Stampede

1.(A) Dictating someone your religion with means of throat shoving.
2.(B) A large crowd of women with a singular intent.

Vagina Stampede

1a. Mormons.
2a. Televangelists.
3a. Obama.
4a. Mel Gibson.

Religious person: "Have you heard the good word?"
Response: "Take your 'vagina stampede' to a cancer house!!"

Religious Person: "Can I tell you about your heavenly father?"
Response: "Nope. His 'vagina stampede' already corrupted my daughter."

"I'm not Muslim."

"FUCK THE JEWS!!!!"

1b. The opening night of 'New Moon.'
2b. The Sarah Palin pary.

by WtF#? September 27, 2010

dry stamped

When a girl acts like she’s gonna send you nudes then doesn’t.

Guy: Bruh this girl was acting like she was gonna slide through with the pics but didn’t.

Other Guy: Man you got dry stamped!

by UhhhhPerson December 1, 2017

Alabama Stampede

Repeadetly kicking someone’s nut sack until death

Yo, you hear what happened to Jaquan, his girl gave him the good ole Alabama Stampede

by SouthernPlayboi June 13, 2018

Kasey Stamper

Just a normal person who hangs out with people of the opposite sex and soaks it all in . She get's all the boys in the yard because her milkshake is better than yours.

Oh look! it's Kasey Stamper I wonder if those rumors are true and the milkshakes are better than Kevin Hawkins.

by Soupy Man 6 November 18, 2019