Spunk Funk

The funky, unique smell that emits from any towel, rag, sock, ect.... being used for the continuous accumulation of old crusty sperm during the act of masturbation.

This crusty hand towel smells like "SPUNK FUNK"..... Probably because I've been nutting in it for over a month.

by rug dude August 6, 2012

squirt and spurt

diarrhea and ejaculation at the same time.

"Rhonda sucked me off yesterday when I was sick from the chicken, it was a regular squirt and spurt"
James answered, "That's fucking gross!"

by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018

spunk breath

A woman who has had several ejaculating penises in her mouth and now has breath that smells exclusively of cum.

Woman 1 : "God, my mouth feels like the bottom of a birdcage this morning"

Woman two: "I'm not suprised...you had a cock-a-too in it last night you old spunk breath"

by real cool trader April 24, 2008

Spunky bum trumpet

To fart bubbles of semen after an act of anal love-making.

My boyfriend blasted me with such a huge load last night I’m still playing the spunky bum trumpet.

by Harry Sausage January 14, 2005

spunk fitness

(noun) quality of one's semen showing appropriateness for impregnating a women.

patient: doc, how can I make sure I can get my girl pregnant?

doctor: we will run some tests to check your spunk fitness.

by Semenary Road September 25, 2010

spunk junkie

a woman who is addicted to cock juice

by ernie October 21, 2003

Spuffy

The couple Spike, a vampire, and Buffy, the slayer, from the Buffy The Vampire Slayer series. Spike fell in love with Buffy and got his soul back for her. Spuffy is the couple with the most unique storyline, best chemistry, and hottest sex scenes.

Spuffy is the best couple ever to appear on TV!

by Jessgurl July 3, 2005