sprint

1)A pathetic excuse for a cell phone company that mainly attracts people who can not pay their damn bills or are fresh from the border and have a "valid" green card. 95% of the people who do sign up never pay their bill, and if they do, they walk in to a RadioShack and say "i wunnuh pay my sprintz behul(bill)" Free and Clear America plans now include no roaming cause sprint has no coverage of there own. Hires terrorist for their customer call centers.
2) Sprint PCS aka Sprint Pathetic Customer Service

"my cell phone keeps getting cut off, dang I hate Sprint!"
"What, I ACTUALLY have to pay my sprint bill????"
"Letz cruise ups to radioshacks and pays our sprint beeelz"

by armybassdude October 19, 2005

GMC Sprint

GMC version of the non-SS El Camino

A base model Sprint can still outrun any rice burner you throw at it.

by Geek-O-Man March 5, 2005

Sprint

A pathetic, evil, piece of shit cell phone service, the worst in America. This company is extremely anti-competitive, and simply refuses to give up the monopolistic CDMA technology, even though every other company that made the mistake of choosing it is now giving it up.

Every carrier in the world, whether GSM, CDMA, IDEN or even AMPS, will be going LTE for the fourth generation, except Sprint, who chose the SIMless WiMAX technology, loosely based on CDMA, so they can remain anti-competitive.

by iBoy2G August 19, 2010

sprinter

a season that falls between winter and spring in New England and Canada. Consists of snow in April. It ends around mid-April, usually.

This sprinter is confusing me. It's causing Donna and Josh to think we're getting snow on Monday when we're really getting rain.

by Karen Stickney December 24, 2008

Sprunkle

When you cum on a woman and proceed to throw sprinkles on her and leave

I sprunkled that girl last night

by Sprunkle king January 30, 2017

Spunt

Mentioned by Fili Fil on the Filosophy. It's defined as the past tense of the past tense of spend. Spend, Spent, Spunt. When you dig yourself into a financial hole by the services you use.

Spunt Companies: furniture rental co, pay day loans co, title loan co, pay check to paycheck living.

1. If you sell your foodstamps you are spunt.
2. If you buy weave before pampers you are spunt.
3. If you have a nice car and a raggedy home you are spunt.

4. If you know the rules to furniture rentals but don't know how to balance a checkbook, you are spunt.

by Wotdadeal August 15, 2011

Sprunk

A term for being drunk on Special Brew (a UK lager that's 9% alcohol, called super-strength in the UK and malt liquor in the USA). It is associated with street alcoholics.

Dude! he was so sprunk he pissed on his own head in a shop doorway.

by HarryMinge August 10, 2012