Mr Spartan Ops

Mr Spartan Ops is a 14-15 year old Dutch-Canadian kid who leads a nord clan on Mount & Blade:Warband on Xbox One called the Yggdrasil. However he is a horrible leader, he has/had advisors and he himself admitted he never listens to his advisors. He also likes sticking his nose in affairs that are not his own, and interrupt them such as in a battle he might kick someone in formation or before they shoot essentially sabotaging the battle, and when you tk him for the sabotage he will say you started it by hitting him when he kicked archers before they fire stopping them from firing, then kicking people as they hold a shield wall as the enemy is charging which is just a petty move. He also acts as if he is some mastermind when in reality he is as full of shit as a Washington politician. He also will pull in other clans and someone to tk in a battle, and lie before admitting in the party that he is a liar. His parents also lock up his Xbox until 12:00pm, he also likes to act like a child when he is in a party with the people he pissed off doing bullshit. He claims to be able to take on an entire kingdom of 89+ people by himself when he himself has a tactic of feint spamming which only works in a 1v1 situation and even then most people in the kingdom can easily counter it, and in a battle he has less than 20 active people in his clan.

1. Why is this mr spartan ops fag kicking or men in formation while the enemy is charging
2. Because mr spartan ops is a sabotaging faggot
3. That mr spartan ops sure loves to stick his nose where it doesn't belong
4. Yea that mr spartan ops just cant help himself hes like a school girl
5. Mr spartan Ops just demoted me from officer to recruit for trying to employ tactics that would help us win a battle.
6. Well that's because mr spartan ops likes to lose battles using terrible tactics.

by Harald Sidgurson April 2, 2020

peurta plata splata

When you are in a foreign country and get diarrhea

“Those fruits gave me the Peurta plata splata”

by Jub August 22, 2019

sparta

Sparta is a nice, average town in northern New Jersey. Nothing rarely happens and could be actually boring at times. Everyone hates the people of Sparta because they think that they are "snobs", and "rich". They also hate them because their town may lose to sparta in a sport. But someone has to lose. Everyone their jsut wants to be normal as the next down, but they can;t because people are always ragging on them.

(Girl and Boy at party having a good time)

Boy: I really like you
Girl: I like you too
Boy: Where are you from?
Girl: Um...Sparta
Boy: EW get away!

by ME Ma June 11, 2006

sparta

sparta is actually a pretty cool place to live. i've lived here 11 years. yeah, there are bitches and druggies, but thats not EVERYONE from sparta. its so annoying how people stereotype that EVERYONE in sparta is an ass hole and a drug addict. so how bout if you dont live in sparta, dont talk shit about it cause you have no clue what the hell your talking about, so why dot you just go fuck yourself =.

-your from sparta?
-yeah.
-wow you must a faggot.
-yeah bitch? shut the fuck up. your jealous.

by kaileeee December 31, 2008

sparta

ok .. shut the fuck up, sparta does have some rich kids, I'll give you that. However, the majority of the town has really cool down to earth kids. If you bothered to get to know some of the kids in town you would realize that your missing out. Sparta kids drink and smoke week, and get harrased by the cops who have nothing better to do. So before anyone goes and bashes sparta get to know all the kids that aren't the couple of "pretentious" kids.

- hey, you're not from sparta?
- yea I know it sucks, I'm gonna try to move in

by b1957 May 9, 2006

Sparta

A long time ago, there was At The Drive-In. In 2000, they suddenly split. The aftermath resulted in two bands:
The Mars Volta and Sparta.
In my opinion Sparta are pretty damn good, but as are the Mars Volta. They're both very talented bands, and are of two completely differnt styles.
Their debut album, Wiretap Scars, and follow up, Porcelain are both beauties. Very solid rock. Also they put on a good show, so you're gonna have an awesome time, Colin. See you in the mustache.

"I've seen these scenes haunt my in my dreams, I've just begun to question why..."

"Those are some damn good lyrics. Turn that shit up."

by James Peich October 27, 2004

spatard

a spatard:
a person or persons exhibiting behavior consistent with being both a spastic and a retard simultaneously.

slang for idiot,langer, fool, gobshite, eejit, spanner, wanker

the pub was full of spatards so i went home

by annie cronin August 28, 2007