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Spoobing

"I need a verb." "Spoobing!!"
by The Man February 26, 2004
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spoontang

when fishing and the spoon (lure) gets tangled around the line
Dude I think I got a big one.
No, it's probably just spoontang.
by cambodave October 10, 2008
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cruiser spooning

To cuddle up in a half-spoon half-fetal position with a body pillow because you have got led on by a girl again.
Look at Cruzer, he's cruiser spooning again, must have been the DJing that sealed the deal.
by PSK480 December 9, 2008
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Spooning

Popularly considered to be a sexual position where both partners lay on their sides facing the same way, the giving partner penetrating the receiving partner from behind. This definition however is inaccurate, as a good friend of mine once inserted a spoon into his girlfriend's vagina, and then set the table with said spoon placed at his father's seating place.
"Phillip enjoys spooning Elizabeth"
by Spongemonkey January 3, 2006
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Spooning

When you're smoking a joint and half is lit but the other half goes off and looks like a spoon. Can be triggered by smoking in windy places
Hey Chris would you pass me a lighter? my joint is spooning again!
by spooningsabitch November 4, 2010
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Spooning

According to certain misguided people:

1.) the very odd, and hopefully nonexistent act of "spooning" the cum out of a girl's vagina. Inserting a spoon in the lady garden of your significant other to extract the cum from her body.

2.) A Metaphor for the act of fornication, in which the word "Spooning" is synonymous with sex.
for definition 2.)

"So...lets think of it as a dinner table. If sex were anything like this, than the bed would be the table itself, the two people on the bed would be the plates, and then the actual acts they're performing would be the spooning"
by Grandmaster Cookie December 16, 2011
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sponging

Male masturbatory practice.

A spong laden with baby-oil/lotion is placed on a toilet seat; the erection is then place upon said sponge. A second similar sponge is then place atop the erection, and the toilet lid is then pressed down upon the whole caboodle. Thrusting can then commence, applying harder down-pressure as climax approaches.
I'm going home to have a good old sponging tonight!
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
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