Cum Spook

When you unintentionally think about someone you know in your personal life accidentally while you're masturbating (typically right before you cum).

I got cum spooked by my grandma last time I jacked it, I don't think I'll be able to join the orgy this week.

by Yuri Prime December 8, 2024

Spook em

When you jizz in your own ass and then fart it out.

I just spook em as they walked down the street.

by Poppy Floppy June 10, 2024

spook dog

When you want to run but there is no speed, people hate eating hard boiled eggs, and no exceptions must have 12 toes

You are such a spook dog, get away from me!

by stellerbet May 6, 2021

spook newt

Aka. The dementors kiss. It is the act of going to kiss someone normally then pulling your lips over your teeth whilst sucking g in the air around you as you stare into the depths of their soul. It is the true test of love, commitment, and loyalty in a relationship. This person is not husband/ wife material.

Friend #1: So how are things with you and that boy?

Friend #2: Pretty good, I really like them and can see things getting pretty serious.

Friend #3: Well, have you spook newted them yet? It’s the true test of love in a relationship.

by Notbigfoot12 April 3, 2024

forest spook

Am african American person who lives in the woods

Haha look at that forest spook, bet hes never step foot into the city before

by tmeza76 February 10, 2018

spook

a racial slur towards black people, and in my opinion the funniest shit the white mans ever made.

vegeta: somebody get this spook out of my motherfucking chat you dumb black ass coon get the fuck out of my motherfucking chat
goku: ....
vegeta: im sick of seeing your black ass in my motherfucking room
goku: ........
vegeta: DONT YOU GET MY MESSAGE BITCH! I DONT WANT YOU HERE SPOOK!
goku: time to morb

by vhts November 17, 2023

Spook

Josh Maloney

He is acting spook

by merv246 February 21, 2019