splattershat

Past tense- a bowel movement that splatters out from the anus onto the sides of the toilet bowl or where ever else the anus may have been aimed

Dude, do you have a towel in here? I just splattershat all over...sorry.

by SplatsMcGatts April 8, 2016

Splatter pussy

When the vagina gives off extra secretions during rough intercourse to cause a splattering of fluids outside the body.

There was so much splatter pussy on the backseat after that crazy sex!

by MP915 May 23, 2016

sputter out

die down

Nature apparently meant passions to sputter out in something like four years.

by ohmylol December 11, 2017

Splatterin

When you and ya girl cum at the same time and and cum explodes everywhere

Fuck, our son splatterin all over the place

by Bdb Big Dick Bro June 18, 2019

splunter

The act of scissoring between two men.

Dan and Kent had an erotic evening of love making filled with spluntering.

by Rod Power November 20, 2020

splatter bomb

when a man defecates in his hand, mid sex, then smashes his hand full of shit into the girls face causing a splatter of fecal matter all over the room.

yeah man i gave your mom a splatter bomb last night and watched her clean it up

by footlongdick March 10, 2022

Splatterchatting

The act of masturbating during a call

they where splatterchatting all night

by JDA2910 August 14, 2022