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Pants splitter

When someone is standing in front of a large crowd, for example giving a report, and gets a huge boner which either splits through a weak pair of underwear, and goes through a already open zipper, or also breaks through the pants. It can also include repeated unstoppable cumming on the front row of the crowd.
It was so embarrassing when jake got that pants splitter when he was reading his report
by London86 February 10, 2013
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Brain Splinter

Song or Thought stuck in your head all day
That darn song has been my 'Brain Splinter' all day & I can't get it out
by PinkMinkPrincess June 3, 2015
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master splinter

A rat who lives in a sewer with X-box speakers, 5.1 surround sound WoW speakers, Rainbow Six, and a Blue Dickies Jacket. He is also a trainer of the TMNT (teenage mutant ninja turtles) and has a afro.
master splinter has 5.1 surround sound 500 $ speakers.
by Ratfro September 16, 2007
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Splitter Scuffers

A group on Facebook about bad cars such as VW polos with terrible mods like loud exhausts, black rims and lowered suspension to make it look good
Jack- look at my cars new rims
Alex- you should post it on splitter scuffers like the other gays
by Mack the ripper June 8, 2014
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splinter cell

A sneaky sexual act performed by two male friends on a girl. While one male is having sex with a girl from behind, he pulls out and immediately hides. Simultaneously, the other male (previously in hiding) carefully sleuths behind the girl and continues fucking her from behind.
You should have seen Maria's face after she realized that Tom and I successfully splinter celled her last night.
by mango070 March 17, 2008
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Splitter

Heard in Monty Python's "Life of Brian." From "Beard-splitter" a late 18th/early 19th century man on man insult meaning lecherous wench bedder. "Beard" was a colloquialism for what is today called "beaver." Apparently, it was degrading to be regarded as a womanizer then, though it's totes gangsta now. This is called "progress."
Oi, splitter! Bloody Roman lover!

Them Judean People's Front lot's a bunch of ruddy splitters!
by Sulu-lu September 8, 2018
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Splinter Cock

A disease in which your cock gets splinters in it and is all nasty.
Jimmy went out and fucked a tree and got a bad case of splinter cock.
by Steven Nyhuz August 26, 2004
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