Sperm cracker

The act of ejaculating on a cookie sheet and setting in the oven to bake. Therefore coming out dried and crusty forms a sperm cracker. mmm crunchy isnt it?

Man 1. What are you cooking there

Man 2. A sperm cracker

Man 1. Whats a sperm cracker?

Man 2. You'll see

Sperm cracker by dick dimple June 13, 2009

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Sperm Milkshake

A milkshake consisting of 2 parts semen to 1 part ice cream, blended and served with a bendy straw and a cocktail umbrella.

I could really go for one of Eric's famous sperm milkshakes right now!

Sperm Milkshake by missanthropee December 22, 2010

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sperm whore

A bitchy woman who steals your sperm and uses it to have babies without your consent.

Jeni is such a sperm whore!

sperm whore by Joe May 1, 2005

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sperm shot

When a man tries to ejaculate into a person's mouth from a distance.

Adam hit a half court shot with that sperm shot!

sperm shot by deftonepiper September 25, 2008

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Sperm Aqueduct

Pronunciation: 'sp&rm 'a-kw&-"d&kt

A woman whose vagina is used at such an astronomic rate that no matter how many times she chooses to shower or douche she's left with huge amount of excess of sperm, making her vagina a semen storage device. Seminal fluids typically rival water levels of the Hoover Dam. A Sperm Aqueduct should not be confused with its little sister the "Sperm Bank".

The term Sperm Aqueduct can also be used with homosexual connotations also. SEE EXAMPLE 2

1: Billy's mother is the largest sperm aqueduct in North America.

2: Billy’s is such a homo that his ass is becoming a sperm aqueduct, like his mother’s.

Sperm Aqueduct by YourMother1 September 5, 2008

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Sperm Ball

A Sperm Ball is when you fill a condom with so much sperm it becomes the size of a ball then it is thrown at someone and explodes on contct covering them

Ewwww Now im covered in sperm why did you throw that Sperm ball

Sperm Ball by Super Purple Vampire April 21, 2009

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sperm vein

Primitive word for the urethra; can also be used as an insult to someone who's a real douche bag

I masturbated five and a half times today and now my sperm vein burns real bad

or

Shut up, sperm vein

sperm vein by spongo October 28, 2004

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