Somalien Syndrome

The Somalien Syndrome is a prevalent phenomenon in the camel-piss drinking and hyena meat consuming ethnic group in the Horn of Africa. They actively claim Ethiopian, Sudanese and Eritrean history and report people they disagree with on TikTok. Be aware of them because they predominately live in Minneapolis suburbs.

Person 1: "Hey look at that Somalien with his large forehead claiming other people's history and land"
Person 2: "This guy probably suffers from the Somalien syndrome"

by .vl12 September 24, 2023

Somali Rocket Launcher

When a woman, preferably Somali, gets several banannas launched up her vagina by a Somali man holding a pressurised cannon of some sorts

Woman 1: "Get up to anything on the weekend?"

Woman 2: "Yeah, Yusuf 'Somali Rocket Launcher'd' me, my snatch smells like bananna bread"

by cockandballsraper69 July 1, 2024

Somalied

Forced to undergo female genital mutilation

Sadly, thousands of women are somalied every year.
Synonym: Egypted

by anonymous May 30, 2024

Somali and Indian and Jewish

The worst possible ethnicity combo, you have the 3 ugliest ethnicities of all, and if you have kids with anyone, your kids gene pool is fucked, and will come out of the womb short ash, with a big ass forehead, and you might as well do an abortion.

That kid is Somali and Indian and Jewish, bro has to wear a Jew hat, is a stinky scammer and is a Somali with a massive forehead all at once

by MoBambaspoop December 15, 2024

Somali Suntan

Where you shit the bed and roll around in it until you're coated head to toe in your own shit.

"Hey Ed!"

"What's up John?"

"You'll never guess what I did this morning! I did the old Somali Suntan!!"

"That's amazing to hear bro what did your wife say?"

by BloodboundCentral January 31, 2025

/somali slim shady

Embarrassing male who doesn’t know how to control his emotional. Not to mention, he’s broke ASF and attacks girls for making a slight joke. Such as doxxing them, calling them a dhilo, and harasses young women. He’s insecure and feels some type of way when a girl rejects him, or calls him ugly. He begs niggas for rank and he’s pretty much overall a loser. If you ever interact with him and consider this nigga a friend, consider yourself a peon.

That kid from /somali slim shady is the biggest beg

by lalalalalalaxwmqow February 19, 2025

Somalit

When Someone at a work place environment does absolutely nothing there entire shift. Either sitting and hiding in the back of the work place or being no where in site when needed

Damn bro have you seen Markus? “ Yeah bro he’s sitting in the back on his phone.” “ SOMALIT” shouts the coworker

by The big cuz March 6, 2025