Soda Gremlin

A type of girl usually only encountered online and not in the real world they can be found in many game lobbies or even more readily found actively involved in games with extensive customization such as Gaia online, IMVU, and Second Life or in rare circumstances in their habitat made of soda cans and SIMS memorabilia. Somehow they have shirked the need for pure water entirely exchanging it for their beverage of choice causing them to audibly burp at passers by. Sometimes viewed by other as attractive though this seems to confuse even a Soda Gremlin if told this.

1."Man im way too much of a Soda Gremlin i went through two twelve packs of coke in a day somehow."
2."Hey man what's u.. *massive burp* Jesus ya Soda Gremlin"
3."You can't see your monitor because of the cans you Soda Gremlin"

by CrimCramms August 23, 2023

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Soda Star

The legends themselves. But for real, I can't tell you

"What's a Soda Star?"
"I can't tell you"
"Why can't you tell me?
"I just can't...... Soda Star"

by The Gwartiator September 5, 2021

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secret soda

When you ask for a cup at a fast food restaurant so you can get water at the soda fountain, but later get soda instead. For paranoid types, this usually works best with clear sodas, like Mountain Dew or Ginger Ale.

Dude, why is your water bubbling?

That's not water, man....it's secret soda!

by Carbonation Jane July 1, 2012

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dad soda

Any type of chilled brew a dad would consume after mowing the lawn, getting home from work, dropping the kids off at practice or while watching the news.

Ay, slip be another dad soda.

by FathersDay July 21, 2015

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zombie soda

After a day of two of sitting in the fridge in a fast-food styrofoam cup, a soft-drink loses its spirit and becomes a zombie soda -- a flat fizz-less drink that tastes bland and undead.

This 7-Up's been in my fridge since Monday. I guess it's a zombie soda now.

by Smilodactyl222 March 8, 2015

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