Definitions by metroFIRE

blbl

Used to signify crying, sometimes used in place of the sobbing emoji. Originates from the OneShot discord server.

person 1: hop on the minecraft server!
person 2: i cant im doing school blbl

blbl by metroFIRE March 12, 2026

online missionary 

Those people who post religious stuff online trying to convert you

Guy 1: Bro these online missionary guys are getting of hand
Guy 2: Ikr i saw like 5 youtube shorts today with "jEsUs Is ThE WaY"

online missionary by metroFIRE December 6, 2023

Soda Demon 

When you drink too much caffinated soda at night and stay up until 3 AM

Guy 1: Shit man i drank too much soda tonight.
Guy 2: Dude the Soda Demon is gonna get you

Soda Demon by metroFIRE May 17, 2023