metroFIRE's definitions

online missionary

Those people who post religious stuff online trying to convert you

Guy 1: Bro these online missionary guys are getting of hand
Guy 2: Ikr i saw like 5 youtube shorts today with "jEsUs Is ThE WaY"

by metroFIRE December 6, 2023

Animal Cracker

A white furry.

Guy 1: hey bro what do you call a white furry?
Guy 2: what?
Guy 1: an animal cracker hehehehehhdisqkbddjiqdhdhdisbrhf
Guy 2: hehhehehehehehehe

by metroFIRE December 6, 2023

Soda Demon

When you drink too much caffinated soda at night and stay up until 3 AM

Guy 1: Shit man i drank too much soda tonight.
Guy 2: Dude the Soda Demon is gonna get you

by metroFIRE May 17, 2023