beer sluts

Girls who you'll always see at parties with low slung tank tops, vacant expressions, and cigarettes drooping out of their ever glum visages.

Usually have no future, definitely get drunk and hook up with other random drunk people, and enjoy roofies as their medicine of choice.

Man, Jessica is such a beer slut. she's just watching the boys play beer pong, trying to act cool but failing miserably.

by the dude. November 29, 2004

Abusive sluts [AS]

Abusive sluts or AS is a group on myspace.

Although Abusive Sluts AS states the usual, ie, must be beautiful, have good photo's etc, the group is quite unlike the others in the fact that all the members show respect to one another and everybody is on the same level.
The topics are interesting and far more in depth then "new hairstyle"...although every now and again a few light hearted topics pop up.
The owner of the group, Jackie makes sure everything runs smoothly and that there is no online drama, and does a great job of it.
Abusive sluts started off as quite a small group but to date is one of the most popular and active groups on myspace.

by anonymous4816 September 28, 2008

Groupon Sluts

A person who has no brand, product or store loyalty. They purchase great deals on Groupon and, when done, move on.

Salon Owner: Oh my God! Business is really up - that's my seventh new client today!
Salon Employee: Don't be stupid. They're just a bunch of Groupon Sluts - here today, gone tomorrow...

by StopWalkingBarefoot January 9, 2011

Slutstitute

1. when the girl you actually like is unavailable, so you find a slut to take her place. From the words stut + substitute.

2. a school or other institution that prepares girls to become sluts. Also referred to as High School.

My girlfriend couldn't go to the prom, so I went with a slutsitute.

The only thing they seem to care about teaching us at school is how to have sex. It's just a slutstitute.

by theguywhowrotethis September 3, 2010

Mutt's Nuts

Like the bee's knees, opposite to the bee's balls and balls to the walls, the mutt's nuts refers to something which is the best, fab, fantastic, or even downright scrumtrellescent. First used in "Beneath A Steel Sky".

Holy acorns, that stallion is one manly stud horse! His gonads must be the mutt's nuts!

by billybee69 November 24, 2010

the simple sluts

A bad joke off of the simple life, it is a joke that has never really had success

Paris Hilton is the star of the simple sluts, which makes men masturbate like deranged monkeys

by Awesomeish Man April 5, 2007

Pixel Sluts

Women that have virtually online sex.

A girl in that dresses like a hooker and has 3-d sex for money.
Sometimes involving text chat, voice calls, and webcams all depending on the price. Additional 3-d furniture and toys are used to enhance the pleasure.

Common games that offer Pixel Sluts.
secondlife and redlightcenter

"I didn't know there are so many Pixel Sluts getting into some freaky second life sex."
"That girl is a total pixel slut don't even try to hook up with her unless your willing to pay for it."
"Who you callin' a Pixel Slut."

by Budd Raymaker February 1, 2009