Snowflake

A mf who takes everything personal and uses twitter way too much

Guy 1: Bruh i got in trouble!
Guy 2: snowflakes at it again?
Guy 1: isn’t it obvious?
Guy 2: oh damn i forgor

by TheBruh!1!1! March 20, 2023

Snowflake dust

Another name for liberal tears or the complaints and silly whining of modern losers on the left

“That uneducated American is giving off snowflake dust”

by cgoat7 June 6, 2023

dinosaur snowflake

Typically within an IT or systems engineering context. Noun. A one-off customization for a legacy system what is doomed to die.

"Replacing that router seems like a much better plan than propping up a unique little dinosaur snowflake with three days worth of code writing."

by a-mused November 11, 2009

Jon Snowflake

One who knows nothing, yet is offended by everything.

Jon: MAGA hats are racist!

Knowledgeable and rational adult: *sigh* You know NOTHING, Jon Snowflake.

by Mr. Peas April 15, 2019

Special Snowflake Repellent

A chemical used to repel those that are easily offended, banish all weird European films, and replace them with epic bacon and tires.

Snowflake: T R I G G E R E D
Me: Time to get the Special Snowflake Repellent out

by Special Snowflake Repellent August 30, 2019

Alaskan snowflake

A cold iced water poured in a woman’s vagina.

Did you hear Sindhi gave herself a Alaskan snowflake

by Alaskan Snowflake October 4, 2019

Spinning Snowflake Snowman

Cheap snowman toys that little kid degenerates (Known as squeakers) buy for over 500$ when they literally used to cost like 20$ in Walmart, Kmart and other retailers back when they were produced from 2002 to 2010, The same company (Gemmy) now makes stupid remakes of them that SOMETIMES sell for the same price as the older ones on eBay like WTF?!?! You can literally buy one at CVS for like 20$

Squeaker: Hey d00d i just got a spinning snowflake snowman for 1500$!!111!
Me: Bruh

by Pxprobotvidz August 30, 2021