Smarter Child

A AIM/MSN/INSTANT MESSAGER bot who changes the subject always, kinda like a boxxy bot.

The only way to shut it up is to say "I cut myself" and it stopped talking to me.

Smarter Child: Hello there..

You: I cut myself...

Smarter Child appers to be writing, but nothing comes up

by Raykuuuuu February 15, 2009

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Smartypooper

A person who is a know-it-all
Derived from partypooper

"Don't use my smartypooper lingo against me!"

by Neema Nanna February 9, 2009

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Smart-Arse-Tax

A Smart-Arse-Tax is a form of punishment imposed on smart-arses by taking money/ other items of value from friends, peers etc when they demonstrate their ability to be a smart-arse.

Calling someone a smart arse is intended to pull them down a peg or two for adopting a position of superiority, especially intellectual:

(1) through sarcasm,

(2) by using obscure knowledge to score points off other people, or

(3) just being too f**king smug when they're right about something.

Imposing a Smart-Arse-Tax, actually fines them for this behaviour, giving the recipient a sense of achievement and control.

by A smart arse November 30, 2011

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Smart Nips

When your friend is being so stupid and answering rhetorical questions, and responding seriously to sarcasm.

Adam: Oh God That sub was a total bitch she gave us six pages of homework!

Jake: Actually, She gave us 4 pages and she was a nice woman.

Adam: thanks... smart Nips

by WegmansWater April 9, 2015

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