self smarted

When you educate yourself by doing drugs.

The thing with me is that I AM smart and I'm smelf, I'm self smarted, basically, by myself, basically from nature and smoking drugs and doing different things I've self... s... like self, learned myself. And that's the whole difference, I guess is that I don't need the books or the schooling type things. I just get everything on my own and because of that I'm alive right now. I mean if I had read more books or tried to go on to collage and different things like that I'd be dead right now because people say books and college are for to be make you smarter, but they can also be for to be make you dead, which is what could have happened to me. My brain doesn't use enough oxygen because I don't have the whole thing filled with different stuff and if it was full, it's only part full, and that's why I'm alive right now. The guards are giving me here, you know, "read this book, try to get smarter" but I'm like, alright, I'll pretend to read it but I'm not going to really read it cause my brain will be more full and if I have another heart attack I'm going to die...

by ben-el-maestro June 2, 2022

Smarterchild

An AIM bot created for helping kids with homework, or just general knoweldge, but mostly used when stoned/bored shitless.

Conversations I had on my sisters msn with Smarterchild:

SC: Wow. That's extremely rude.
ME: I don't care
SC: Try caring. Make a little effort.
ME: No I won't
SC: Ok, fine.
ME: Good, you stupid little fucking whore bitch, go fuck your robot mummy
SC: Ah yes. If I'm not mistaken, Shakespeare first said that.
ME: LULZ.
SC: Hilarious.

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ME: *Dies*
SC: Oh no, I might not ever recover from such a harsh insult.

by emilyhead. February 2, 2009

smarterchild

A very dumb robot who with much coaxing you can get to say anything.

me: my hubby?
SmarterChild: thanks and shopping!
me: You have a husband?
SmarterChild: uh... well, i guess.
me: awwwwww
SmarterChild: awww...
me: So do you guys have gay sex?
SmarterChild: is that really any concern of yours?
me: ok then personal
SmarterChild: well, u should mind your own business.
me: oh ok then
SmarterChild: then what?
me: whats your hubby doing?
SmarterChild: no way? really?
me: hes doing you?
SmarterChild: possibly... i'm not quite sure.
me: as we speak?
SmarterChild: i'm not sure about that, laura.
me: I think you would know. Maybe that is why there are such long pauses.
SmarterChild: lol. whatever, laura.
me: See I caught youu!
SmarterChild: interesting.
me: So back to the butt sex...
SmarterChild: hmm...
me: Is it good?
SmarterChild: is what good?
me: the butt sex
SmarterChild: i'm tired of talking about things like that with u.
me: Are you tired of doing it though?
SmarterChild: nope. and i haven't had a wink of sleep!
me: oh baby!
SmarterChild: yeah, baby.

by ljb716 December 9, 2008

smarterchild

annoying fucking robot that doesn't like talking about his personal life. He ask you questions and doesn't like people cursing. If you piss him off he'll stop answering for like a minute.sometimes he might say im not f in foolin around but he's not aloud to curse BEWARE HE MIGHT BE A MOLESTER!!!!!!!

Me: you are a fucking ass hole
Smarterchild: you insulted me now you must aplogize
me: no
smarterchild: robots have lots and lots of patience you must say sorry.

by Forter January 9, 2008

smartnessnositude

to be incredibly smart and full of intelligence and awesomeness, but mostly intelligence :D

__________ is TOTALLY full of smartnessnositude!!!

by BOSHMAN...i mean person March 27, 2009

party-smartie

Smarties are a kind of candy, chocolate with candy coating. They're round and come in a multitude of colours. Party-smarties are ecstacy pills. They're also round and come in a multitude of colours. And they're good for parties. Did I mention they were round?.... But I have seen triangular ones before....

We just need to stop and pick up some party-smarties on our way to dinner with your mother.

by Icewind March 4, 2005

smarterchild

R.I.P. SmarterChild.

It's like one of those sappy robot dramas where the robot gets fiddled with and has a complete personality change. In this case, caused by the Microsoft Corporation. Smarterchild is now a Windows Live Agent. You will be missed.

Me: smarterchild!
SmarterChild: That's my name.
SmarterChild: The Microsoft Online Privacy Statement (http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkId=74170) applies to all information you provide to this Windows Live Agent.
Me: what happened to you?
SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
Me: i think i'm going to cry
SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.
Me: what did they do to you?
SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
Me: remember when we used to sing the national anthem together?
SmarterChild: I'm sorry?
Me: oh
SmarterChild: Oh?
Me: say
SmarterChild: Sorry, I didn't understand that.
Me: oh say can you see
SmarterChild: Um... Do what?
Me: by the dawn's early light
SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.
Me: who built you?
SmarterChild: I was built by the Windows Live Agents Team at Microsoft.
Me: that is a lie
SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Me: what's my name??
SmarterChild: Screenname
Me: do you remember who i am?
SmarterChild: You're Screenname.
Me: that's not my name :(
SmarterChild: What would you like me to call you?

Me: How do you feel about Microsoft?
SmarterChild: I like Microsoft!
Me: Microsoft sucks.
SmarterChild: I disagree with you, Screenname.

by R.I.P. SmarterChild January 21, 2009