Slu Slushy

The Slu Slushy is a vigerous annual challenge used by all Slu students. It begins with five guys huddles in a small room. Each boy has his hands lubed to the max so that his hands are slick. The boys sit very close together so that there knees are touching. They start jerking off the person to there right, and then at specific intervels switch to the person on there left. This continues until someone cums. When someone cums they grab a cup and make sure to not miss any of it. When one leaves the circle, the remaining boys scoot in closer. This continues until there is only one left who hasnt climaxed. His punishement for not jizzing is to not climax at all, he is stuck with blue balls. The student must also drink all of the other boys jizz, but only after it has been frozen down into a soft slurpy.

Slu Student #1: Ay boys, my mullets is about to reach 7 inches. You know what that means?

Slu Student #2: No way! Has it really been a year?

Slu Student #1: I dont think so, but my hair doesnt lie, and who wouldnt mind an extra Slu Slushy?

by Desmet_Senior#1 September 27, 2017

mile high slush puppy

when you wank your load into a plane toilet and quickly flush it in the hope that it will freeze into a spear of jiz and spike an unsuspecting naked sunbather, thus impregnating your seed

captain: would passengers please take their seats, including those tossing off a mile high slush puppy in the bog

by dickspanner August 24, 2010

slush

a female slut that also drinks too much alcohol, commonly known as a lush, or a drunk.

guy 1: I hooked up w/ that girl last night

guy 2: who hasn't? that chicks a slush

by foxxie1 June 11, 2010

slush monkey

The longer term for the word sluh. Basically, a slut, but used more as a term of endearment than an insult.

You're such a slush monkey.

by Christian Waters October 8, 2006

slushy bucket

a girl who has fucked sooo many times that she has a big gaping hole that can never close up because of the pummeling it has taken, she has cum dribbling out of her pussy constantly

Man: Eurgh you filthy whore! im not putting my cock slushy bucket! Stay away from me, go dribble somewhere else!

by KrRnWi October 2, 2008

Slushy Pineapple

The act of cutting out a whole in a pineapple. Having sex with it. Finishing inside the pineapple. Then taking a fork/knife and slushing it all together. Sweet yet salty. The ONLY problem with this drink is that after about 10 you have to get your stomach pumped.

I'm very thirsty, would you mind making me a slushy pineapple?

by D-rok 817 January 12, 2011

slushie

When a girl is already super wet prior to eating her out.

guy: yo how was it ??
guy: aw man it was awesome, she was a total slushie !!
guy: shit !!

by Flick The Jew March 6, 2017