doosh bag slurper

a person who goes a step beyond brown nosing

jamie was a doosh bag slurper, sucking up to the boss.

by thomas kondo February 10, 2009

Slurpee

When a man performs sexual intercourse on a women who squirts... alot... but when she orgasms nothing comes out. Once this happens, the male must stick a straw into the woman's vagina and proceed to "slurp" the cum out of her pussy.

Bro 1: So how was your date with Jacqueline last night i heard she is a squirter?
Bro 2: Yes indeed she is a squirter but nothing came out of her vagina during her orgasm.
Bro 1: Really, that's weird.
Bro 2: I know, but i gave her a slurpee using the same straw that you gave Maddie a slurpee two nights ago.
Bro 1: Awesome!

by Jimothy McSweenyson February 23, 2009

dirty slurpie

When a guy cums someone up the ass and sucks their cum out with a straw.

Francesco dirty slurpied Daneen.

by Wipe Me May 9, 2006

A 7/11 slurpee

You go buy a slurpee(any flavor) and then dump it all in your girlfriends ass and the slurp it out at 7:11(the time)

Man my bitch let me do a 7/11 slurpee last night!

by Mr.physicsmhs January 25, 2011

snurple

(1): A dictionary word that is absurd.
(2): adverb, describing something that is particularly and extremely gone. (refer to 'gone')

Snurple is a dictionary word that is absurd!

by Cool Jimmy Beans August 6, 2011

slurper

A bad head cold, the kind that makes your nose drip constantly. From the slurping sounds made by sniffling, and the sounds of noodles being slurped by one with such a cold.

I have a real slurper today. And I know who gave it to me. Someone was coughing right in my face on the train three days ago!

by pentozali April 8, 2006

shurple

A color combination between shit and purple. Shurple.

Have you seen the Rio in Las Vegas? Man that shit is sooo ugly, its like shurple.

by ItaliaStallion April 7, 2008