the slump

A period, ranging from one day, to an indefinite amount of time, where one cannot masturbate or engage in sexual activity, due to pure lack of interest.

"Guy 1: "Invite Dan to the party tonight. Theres gonna be mad girls there."
Guy 2: "He won't come man, he's in the slump right now."

by Deathmetaller September 26, 2008

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Slumped-Over

Soft Kill Victim.

Ignore that "slumped-over" crazy person.

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Slumpe

When you tripping out of your mind

I am so slumpe i cannot move

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slumped#1186

A walking W and a legendary wakano member and the most attractive member

slumped#1186 is a W

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slump jump

The act of, when one allows the reality of the economy sucking to begin them on a downward spiral of pithy neglect and manic introversion, jumping from a tall structure--but not the Statue of Liberty--to their inevitable death. For what Billy Zane did at the end of "Titanic" when the stock market crashed, see: Slump shot.

As my mama used to say, "When the goin' gets tough, the weak get jumpin'".

Me: Jesus, boy, what happened to TIMOTHY. I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HIM IN DAYYYSSSS

Jesus: Oh, he slump jump. He is in Hevan now wtigh meee.

by Regis Bungalow September 29, 2009

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