Sid the Sloth

Latin: Slothus Nathanus Johnus

A primordial being of unknown origins, usually sits in a corner on his own or tries unsuccessfully to fit in with others.

*David Attenbrough voice* And here we can observe the Slothus Nathanus Johnus, more commonly known as 'Sid the Sloth', trying to make a friend. Look at the way he slowly and carefully walks away after losing his nerve.

by mister sebo September 16, 2011

yellow sloth

an asian persons dick who gets erect very slow and is almost microscopic and is very ugly.

Girl "oh my god that kid Deng has such an ugly and small dick'
Friend "i cant believe you fucked a guy with a yellow sloth"

by mama llama asian dingle January 24, 2012

Pada-sloth

Jaredus padaleckius or the Giant Pada-Sloth, is an example of charismatic megafauna, a term that refers to large animals that have widespread popular appeal.

The Pada-sloth gets its name from one the seven deadly sins.

The pada-sloth climed smeckles to take a nap.

by pada-sloth luvr June 30, 2009

Sloppy Sloth

When a man or a woman lies on there back, puts their hands and feet in the air and simultaneously delivers a hand job and foot job to two male partners. If done correctly it should resemble a sloth climbing on a branch.

Helen gave a sloppy sloth to the captains of the football team

by ark builder March 25, 2014

Cock sloth

a slutty female that is very permiscuious, and or often seen swinging from one or many penises.

Did you smash again? Damn, that girl's a cock sloth.

Everytime she comes around, she's hangin all over me.
I know she's such a cock sloth.

by D. Trump a.k.a BigBidness May 12, 2008

slaggy sloth

Always a slut. Probably wears too much make-up. Definitely wears tops that droop so low at the front they're a potential trip hazard. These people are not too be asked out. Even if they are hot. It is a certainty they will dump you within the next week or so, but depending on the amount of slagginess possibly the next 24 hours.

Dude 1: Hey dude taylor dumped me
Dude 2: What a shame but at least you asked out that new gal
Dude 1: That was taylor
Dude 2:What a slaggy sloth....

by Thegingermanwithaplan November 08, 2013

stoner sloth

An Australian smoker. Most commonly seen in their anti-marijuana commercials.

Oh Stoner sloth.

by AvocadoSwag December 30, 2015