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Dick Sleeper

Two Definitions:

1. When you masterbate so much that your dick wont get hard anymore.

2. This is the name of a wrestling move in which the person squeezes the opponent until they pass out and barf.
1. Jake whacked off so much that he gave himself the Dick Sleeper.

2. Aaron gave john the Dick Sleeper and won the match.
by Jahosafat69 April 2, 2010
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Putin Sleeper

Refers to pro-Russians, pro-Putin people and Russian people in general that sleep with Putin
Russian/Chinese: Putin is my hero!
Russophobic: kill yourself Putin sleeper, have a nice load of STDs, you cum-dumpster
by ­­ April 2, 2022
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The Sleeper

A "professional" wrestling move where you put the lockdown on someone's face in an attempt to cut off the air supply to their brain. Since this type of wrestling is fake as shit, the "sleepee" then pretends as if he/she has "gone under". This usually involves acting like your body has become totally limp and even taking it to the point of fake snoring. News alert: in reality, if someone cut off the oxygen to your brain, you wouldn't be snoring, you'd be fucking dead.

The executor of the sleeper (upon putting his opponent under and the ref ringing the bell) then jumps up, prances around the ring in victory and then humiliates his opponent by any of the following: leg dropping him/her; ripping a juicy fart in opponent's open mouth; depantsing him/her; writing embarrassing sayings (in marker) on his/her bare skin; pulling a "snake" out of a bag and laying it on his/her face; etc.

At some point during the humiliation of the opponent, the sleepee's posse (who has obviously been watching from the dressing room) comes charging out to the ring, intent on kicking the executor of the sleeper hold's ass. After a couple closelines and head butts, the sleeper holder usually slides out of the ring (without suffering much damage) and retreats to the dressing room, taunting the crowd and the posse in the ring, every step of the way.

Once all trouble has been cleared out, the sleepee is then put on a stretcher and dramatically carried out of the area.
Holy shit, I can't believe Rowdy Roddy Piper just put the fucking sleeper on Jimmy Supafly Snuka.
by Wang Newton March 11, 2005
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Russian Sleeper

You stick it in a girls vagina or ass and just let it sit there without sliding in and out Hence the name sleeper cuz u don't move it just sleeps in thereUse when your tired of slding and you don't want to thrust
Use when your tired of slding and you don't want to thrust
Oh billy Russian sleeper me
by Hitman47 January 11, 2008
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Sydney Sleeper

A piss-shooting sniper rifle in a PC game called "Team Fortress 2"
The weapon itself consists of a self-made rifle with a scope and darts soaked with piss instead of bullets
Beware guys, we have a sydney sleeper sniper on the other team!
by .aries November 19, 2016
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The sleeper

The Sleeper is a form of masturbation, when one sits on ones arm for a periode of time until the arm is numb. You then proceed to masturbate.
"Deffy pullin the sleeper tongiht"
"Why would you tell me that?"
by tagger June 11, 2006
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Slavik Sleeper

A group of men jizz on a sleeping woman. When she awakens, she will find a mans penis in her face.
We all got together and gave kayla the Slavik Sleeper
by Checter November 4, 2009
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