Double fisted thigh slapper

A penis so large it involves having to use two hands to hold it/masturbate that also slaps the thigh while naked.

Also called a DFTS.

Damn dog, women must run when you bust out that double fisted thigh slapper you keep hidden away.

Jeff walks funny due to his double fisted thigh slapper hanging low.

by DoubleFistedThighSlapper January 29, 2019

Shappalling

Something that is both shocking and appalling.

You're behaviour is shappalling.

by icky_uk October 12, 2008

Sapper Wrapper

The act of placing 1/4 of an Alka-Seltzer tablet directly onto the clit, then fold the lips of the vagina closed. As the excitement builds, more pieces of the Alka-Seltzer tablet can be added.

Sorry bro, but I gave your mom a Sapper Wrapper last night and she loved it.

by Sapperscleartheway December 15, 2016

Sapphic Boinking Anthem

Your favorite or most frequently played WLW sex song. The ultimate inspiration to please your girl that was also probably on your workout playlist from undergrad.

Kristen: "They were playing 'Kiss Me' by Sixpence None the Richer in Homegoods again today... :/
Jamie: "Dude, I can't believe that's your sapphic boinking anthem."

by missthang10 March 1, 2023

Swallow Sapphire

"Swallow Sapphire" is the fan nickname for the Danny/Paulina coupling in the popular TV show Danny Phantom.

Though not many people know it, but there are many who support this pair. But it's more commonly known to be a side pairing, unlike it's more popular rivals Danny/Sam Amethyst Ocean, and Danny/Valerie Gray Ghost.

Each shipper to their pairing
Each pairing to their show
May there be many fanfics
So all the world will know
You love your ship very much
and hope for it to grow.

Swallow Sapphire seen in:

Parental Bonding-- one-sided
Lucky in Love-- very slight
Doctors' Disorders-- Slight one-sided
Beauty Marked-- slight with only self interests in mind
Reality Trip-- minor

by Shipper Anon. September 11, 2008

Kappa Slappa

Preteen– or teenage girls obviously experimenting with there image – The Kappa Slappa “Look” consist of trainers – Kappa tracksuit bottoms – an Elise jumper. This is generously accessorises with cheap looking jewellery – most of which is purchased at Elizabeth Duke of Argos. Hair is worn up in (see Corydon Facelift) – and makeup is plastered on to hide any spots blemished and love bites.

Kappa Slappa’s are usually found in groups of 3 or more – although one will occasionally break from the pack. This type of behaviour usually occurs when the Slappa in question is attracted to a male of the same species (see Tezzer). This liaison will, in the least, result her being “fingered” behind the local nightclub – however the usual outcome is pregnancy – and alas further drain on the UK’s benefit system.
See also:
Mouth Breather
Klassy Lassy

Lad A: Word round school is that Tracy will suck you off for fifty pence!
Lad B: Which one is Tracy again?
Lad A: You know the Kappa Slappa two years below us!

by Andy The Great July 22, 2003

sapphire

A person who is easy-going, fun to be with, sexy, capable, daring, sassy, lovable, loves to smile, able to laugh at anything including themselves, loves to joke around and know the value of fun. She is a person who doesn't take life seriously yet can cheer you up anytime. Also a type of person who will try to help those in any way they can.

But not a person to be messed with because she will go all out to get back at someone.

Danny: Dude, what do you think of the new transfer
student?
James: Woah! She's a sapphire alright.

Everyone thinks Sabrina is a sapphire and so do i.

That girl sure is a sapphire, too bad she's taken.

by Midnight Dreams July 11, 2010