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SimoMine

SimoMine is a smart guy. It loves Minecraft and cubes games, that nobody loves.
It has a strange sense of humor because it loves surfing. He goes by it/it.

It has bad skills on HeartStone, but it still thinks he is great in it.
It usually does funny things for the meme, such as paying Goleador with 1 cent coins.
Oh look, it's SimoMine...
SimoMine, be careful in Minecraft!
by simomine October 11, 2022
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Simona

Simona is a middle aged lady. She yells for no reason, and doesn't permit nice smells in her class (for risk of an L1)
Simona is annoying.
''oh my gosh ms simona won't shup up''
by Clara Sophie November 28, 2022
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Mark Simmons

Mark Simmons is jesus christ reincarnated, his powerful ban hammer saved the land of wa, and he is proper fit
by xdlolrofl January 15, 2020
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Ben Simmons

Ben Simmons is a professional basketball player for the Brooklyn Nets of the NBA. He is the definition of a bum. Ben Simmons is the definition of MID.
by chillest man ever November 7, 2022
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Sidmouth

The single greatest place in the history of mankind.
Sidmouth is a seaside town with it's very own sewage plant. Local attractions include Carina's, Sidmouth College and 'The Byes'.

Not without it rough parts, including murder, rape and drunkenness, Sidmouth is cultural melting pot with immigrants and locals working together in the towns booming hotel trade.
So? Where are you from?
-I'm from Sidmouth
Oh!? The single greatest place in the entire world!
by Pkillen December 13, 2010
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Ben Simmons

1. The act of shooting 0% from 3

2. When you win an award you shouldn't have

3. When your jumpshot is as wet as the sahara desert
Guy 1: Did you see John last night.

Guy 2: Yeah, he went 0 for 7
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Guy 1: Did you hear Tyson won Freshman Player of the Year

Guy 2: But that Ben Simmons is a Sophomore
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Guy 1: Who you think played better, Westbrook or Dame

Guy 2: The fuck you on. Dame shoot lights out, Westbrick shoots like the lights are out. That Ben Simmons' jumpshot look uglier than half the shit he wear.
by NickYoung August 19, 2018
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simobiled

To get simobiled. To lose reception on your cell phone or to not have any at all.

You are being simobiled, when having a phone call with someone on the, but not limited to, simobil.si mobile network and your call gets dropped.

The expresion can be used in various situations where someone gets dropped, dumped, or gets out of touch with someone.

Due to incredible lack of quality and poor simobil mobile connection, placing calls is almost imposible without troubles, so the expresion simobiled came in to wide use.
1.
Jenny: Hi, honey. How you're doing?
Tom: Fine, so great to hear you again.
Jenny: Tom? Hello! ..
Tom: What? Sorry, I can't hear you. Are you..
Jenny: Can you hear me. What?
Tom: Hello.. Yes I can hear you now. Hello..
Jenny: Yes. I was saying..
Tom: Jenny? Are you there..
Jenny: Hello. I can't hear..
/the line drops/
Tom: For fuck sake, we got simobiled again.

2. His girl friend was messing around so he simobiled her!

3. The company needed to cut costs so they simobiled 3000 workers.

4. Sorry, I can't check my email, I have no data connection. They simobiled me again!!

5. After the second round of their box fight, he got simobiled out.
by A040113 January 4, 2013
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